"Add, subtract, divide."
Artist: Doja Cat — Album: Planet H.E.R — Song Name: Need To Know
Who's doing the prank?: The Reader.
Next Lyric Prank???: Cyber Sex (The prank is led by Simeon and The Reader because I sin for Simeon)
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Y/N The Threat To Society renamed the group chat...
"Need To Know"
Lucifer: What is the meaning of this? "Need To Know." 🤔
Mammon: THEY NEEDA KNOW HOW LONG TILL THAT DEPOSIT TO MY ACCOUNT, LUCIFER!!!
Lucifer: Mammon...
Asmodeus: Hm... do you guys here that music? 😮😮
Belphegor: ...Yeah it's annoying me. I'm trying to sleep 💤 💤
Beelzebub: I'm hungry...
Leviathan: That music is LITERALLY blasting over the Ruri Chan special OMFG 🤬 TELL Y/N TO STOOOOP!
Satan: Oh, hush, your not the only one suffering from this music.
Lord Diavolo: Suffering from what? 😃
Luke: Yeah! What's Y/N playing? It better be the anthem of Jesus! If it's not I'm going to have to reread the entire bible to that human once more! 😡😡
Simeon: Oh, Luke, I doubt it would be questionable...
Y/N: Yeah, wanna know what it's like— like!
Mammon: What?
Asmodeus: 🥰 Wanna know what?
Lucifer: Y/N...
Y/N: Baby, show me what it's like— like!
Beelzebub: Does anyone else hear those same words repeated with each line Y/N types out...?
Belphegor: Zzzzzz
Barbatos: I question how one can still type while asleep.
Leviathan: Easy! Just rest your eyes and memorize the phone keyboard—
Lucifer: Shut.
Y/N: I just wanna fuck all night— Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa
Luke: THAT'S TOTALLY PAST THE LORD'S WORDS!
Simeon: 😔 ... [Disappointed Simeon noises emanates from one emoji]
Asmodeus: I do too 😘
Satan: First off: Gross
Diavolo: What are these lyrics from, Y/N?
Y/N: Baby, I need to know, mmm
Mammon: I NEEDA KNOW WHEN MY MONEY IS COMING— WERE BOTH IN A RUT!
Beelzebub: I'm hungry, confused, hungry, hungry, and even more hungry. And then I'm confused also. Did I state that I'm hungry already? Oh welll... I'm hungry.
Leviathan: 😂 ROFL
Solomon: I was busy trying to cook, anyways what did I miss?
Simeon: ...You shouldn't feel inclined to want to know, you should be glad you didn't see the first seconds of this.
Y/N: I just been fantasizin'
Luke: ✝️✝️ BE CLEANSED UNHOLY CORPSE!
Lucifer: Simeon, your chihuahua was let off it's leash again.
Simeon: Apologies...
Lord Diavolo: Y/N... what's the lyrics from?
Asmodeus: Me tooo! Sounds pretty catchyyy!
Satan: Stop texting while your drunk
Asmodeus: Nwowowowoowwoowowoaoaoaoakwjsjska
Y/N: Gotta know what it's like—like! Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa! Baby, I need to know, mmm
Lucifer: 📏 Y/N where the hell are you?!
Luke: HEY NO CURSING!
Leviathan: Lmfao your not a discord mod, Luke, your just some baby man on the loose with no owner 😂 😂
Solomon: When the facts are stated so well your just sitting there wheezing 😂
Luke: 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Y/N: What's your size?
Lord Diavolo: Hm? We're talking shoe size or... if so I'm probably inching towards twelve or thirteen... maybe bigger than that? I'm a rather big man if I do say so myself.
Mammon: *Cough* Yeah big man *Cough*
Y/N: He a big boy— anyways uhm where was I
Asmodeus: You asked us what our size was. I'm an eight or nine 😃
Y/N: Damn you small asf—
Y/N: *Cough* Add, subtract, divide!
Barbatos: What?
Mammon: Oh, I don't know math.
Beelzebub: What's two plus two
Mammon: Money
Beelzebub: Ok...?
Y/N: Daddy, don't throw no curves!
Lucifer: Why are you defiling your father like this, what could he have done to make you do this.
Simeon: WHAT DID THE LORD EVER DO FOR YOU TO REFRAIN SUCH AWFUL WRONGDOINGS!
Satan: Basically what the two are trying to ask is... why are you such a disappointment.
Belphegor: I always thought Y/N was a disappointment.
Leviathan: No body asked you
Belphegor: Fuck you
Y/N: Hold up, I'm goin' wide!
Asmodeus: 😏😏 Meet me after this whole thing Y/N
Y/N (I am mentally troubled.)
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Words: 600
Author's Note: Sorry that's all for now... full song thing will be completed whenever I feel like it or one of you can finish this for me 😃 I had to get this out because I feel I may be inactive as I try to start on a new oneshot book a new chapter for this book that is centered on Luke the man baby. Do you guys even like my lyric prank style or... 😭 this is my first time don't go judging a sister who only does angst and smut 24/7
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Posted: 11/8/2021
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