Karen.. (Idk, maybe fluff?)

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(Ahah, let's go with another chapter cuz y not? I honestly thought it was really good! Trashy, but enjoy anyway!)
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"Guyss, I'm bored and it's nice outside, so do you wanna go for a walk?" Quackity asked the two men sitting on the couch scrolling through TikTok and Twitter.

Karl looked up to be met with the eyes of Quackity, him already having shoes on and a jacket since it was a little over 50 degrees.

"I mean, sure. What about you, Sap?" Karl looked over at him, eyes with a hopeful glare.

".. Sure. Let's go get on our shoes." "And hurry up! I do not feel like being patient." Quackity called after them as they went into their room up the stairs to grab their shoes.

"YOU'LL BE PATIENT ANYWAY, LOVE, AND YOU KNOW IT!" Karl called back, Quackity gasping but decided against arguing with it because he knew he was right.

They had quickly gotten on their shoes and was already down the stairs, heading out the door.

"You're right, it does feel nice outside." Karl said, getting hit with a cool breeze.

They started walking down the side walk, not really having a destination. It was silent except for some small talk, but the silence was comfortable.

Well.. until this lady came around.

Quackity had stolen Karl's signature hoodie, wearing it because it was quite comfortable.

Apparently, she did NOT like it.

"Young man! What hideous thing are you wearing?" She came up, stomping with annoyance.

"Oh- Uhm.. a hoodie?" "Why is it... Like.. THAT?" She pointed to the hoodie, Quackity getting defensive quicker than ever.

"It's a very nice and comfortable hoodie, actually." Quackity said, his gaze and voice laced with anger.

"And why are you so small?! No man should ever be that small!" She pointed to him, pointing out a very big insecurity of his.

"Lady, he can't help that. It's genetics, he can't help that." Karl said, holding onto Quackity's hand because it usually can help calm him down.. Karl could notice his breathing was getting faster.

"Why are you two holding hands? Don't tell me your-" she gagged before she finished her sentence.

"Gay!" She said, finishing off with another gag.

"Actually, lady, we are gay. Now kindly fvck off." Karl never swears, so the others could tell he was getting p!ssed.

"Ugh, people these days thinking they're other genders and they're in love with the same gender.. Isn't it so stupid, handsome young man?~" She said, laying eyes on Sapnap.

"Uh-" "The kids these days, being so stupid and unreasonable.. Are they bothering you?~" She made her voice so... flirty. It was making the other two, who were his FIANCES, very jealous.

"No, ma'am, these are my fiances.." She looked at him with disgust.

"You CANT be gay! You're too handsome to be gay!" She said, glaring at the other two before Sapnap spoke up.

"Well, if I was straight, I wouldn't choose someone like you.. so.." He said, making the Karen tear up.

"MY MOTHER TOLD ME THAT I CAN GET WHATEVER I WANT, AND YOU'RE WHAT I WANT." The woman started throwing a tantrum over the man, Quackity about ready to throw hands.

"He said he's gay, lady. Shut the fvck up." Karl said, Quackity's eyes narrowing with anger.

"I WANT HIM, AND I'M GOING TO GET HIM." She screamed at him, and that was the last strand broken for him.

"I'M ABOUT TO END YOU! VEN AQUÍ PERRA!" He yelled, kicking the woman in the stomach and then punching her straight in the face as she was down.

"WHAT THE H3LL!?" She screamed, just getting another punch to the face.

"Y PERMANECER ABAJO." He yelled just as Sapnap pulled him away.

"Quackity! You know you can get in trouble for that, you dvmba$$!" Sapnap said, flipping him around to hug him and calm the hybrid down.

"I-I'm sorry- I didn't- I- I don't-" He started breaking down. He cried, he didn't want to do it.. all he got reminded of was Schlatt. He fell into a panic attack.

He was pulled into a hug by Sapnap, being held close. Karl followed behind, hugging the smallest from behind and planting small and gentle kisses along the duck hybrid's neck.

"EXCUSE ME! CAN I GET HELP?!" The woman yelled, getting the attention of Karl. Karl got pissed, narrowing his eyes at the woman that was on the ground.

He just let out a harsh breath and planted some last couple kisses on the neck of his smallest lover.

"I'll take her to a doctor's office and drop her off, stay here and calm Quackity." He said, a fake smile on his face as he was angered at the woman.

Karl helped the woman up, got her into the car that the three men had taken there, and drove off.

Sapnap picked up Quackity, holding him by his under thighs while he subconsciously wrapped his legs around the waist of the taller, and took him to the closet bench.

He sat down with Quackity still attached to him, rubbing slowly up and down his back.

"Ducky.. listen and try to copy my breathing." Quackity had his head leaned up against the fire hybrid, trying to copy the rise and fall of his chest.

It took him a few, but he succeeded in calming his breathing down.. he just couldn't stop crying.

'Im sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry' he repeated again and again.

"It alright, Q.. it wasn't your fault she was a b!tch.. you'll never be him." Sapnap said.. somewhat.. soothing words.

He wasn't the best at comforting, but he was trying and that's all that mattered to Quackity.

Quackity eventually calmed enough to just have a few single tears run down his face.

He looked up at Sapnap, a couple tears present on his face. Sapnap cupped the duck hybrid's face and wiped the tears away with his thumb.

"Thank you, Sappy." Quackity said with a giggle.

"Any day, Ducky." "Is my Q feeling better?" Karl walked up behind them, making Quackity jump at how quiet he had snuck up behind him.

"You startled me, @ssh0le.." Quackity said, earning a small chuckle out of the other two.

Karl sat down beside the other two, Quackity slipping off Sapnap's lap and sat in between the two, leaning against Karl's shoulder and taking hold of Sapnap's hand.

"I love you two.."

"We love you too, Ducky."
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(A/N:)
This was a request from daddyapril! I felt there wasn't enough chapters so I made another one.. Currently trying not to cry over stupid @$$ school.. anyway, I hope you eat and drink if you haven't! Ily all so so much! Thank you for supporting me by reading this! Again, ilysm! Buh byeeee!

Word count: 1079 words! ^^<3

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