Woman, you've already dug to the other side of the world.
(Y/N): Sorry, she's busy at the moment. Something to do with... uh... crime? Stealing? Yeah stealing, that's it!
Darkness: Oh, yeah. I see.
(Y/N): So uh... you should look behind you.
Darkness: Oh, why? Do you want to take advantage of me being distracted and tie me up! Raping me in front of the entire guild!
(Y/N): W- what? NO! MEGUMIN HAS ALREADY DRUNK 6 GOBLETS OF BEER! HER LIVER IS GOING TO FAIL HER!
Darkness: W- WHAT. MEGUMIN I TOLD YOU TO NOT DRINK THAT KIND OF STUFF!
(Y/N): I'm just- Uhh- going away.
When I went out of the guild, I saw Wiz in the street out in the crowded streets, looking like she was going somewhere. I decided to call her out because, still, Megumin said she was a lich! But, it looks like she IS a good acquaintance to Kazuma, and she might help me learn a new useful skill!
(Y/N): Hey there! Wiz! I want to talk to you for a minute! 
Wiz: W- W- W- What do you want with me?
(Y/N): Hey there, I'm (Y/N), I believe we say each other before have we not? Anyways, during your explosion chant with Megumin and Yunyun, she said you were a-
Wiz: W- W- W- WAIT! P- PLEASE D- D- DON'T REVEAL THIS SECRET OF MINE! I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! ALL MY MONEY! MY PRIDE! EVEN M- M- MY BODY!  J- J- JUST PLEASE DON'T LEAK THIS!
(Y/N): Oye, just- I'm not blackmailing you. That's not how I roll, but since you are a lich, can you teach me some magic that is exclusive to liches?
Wiz: Ooh. T- T- Thank you, I r- r- really appreciate it. But I can't s- show any skills right now, so I'll show you s- s- small but useful magic!
A small black hand came out under her skirt.
Wiz: T- T- This is called s- s- shadow hands. It's good to help w- when you need to open doors when your hands are full, or can help fill in multiple documents under a short time, plus, with the fact that it doesn't consume magic-pow, but instead, limited to the fixed amount instead, but because of limitations, a single hand can only hold so much as around 500g so it's not practical for large scale item transportation.
(Y/N): Really, that little? Also, did you just say grams? How the hell does this vastly underdeveloped, magically dependent world have the METRIC SYSTEM!
Wiz: A- A- AH I'M SO SORRY FOR DISAPPOINTING YOU! I NEED TO GO NOW!
(She ran away)
(Y/N): Sigh*
Okay, a girl running from me IS painful, but hey! At least I have a new skill! And to counter the weight problem, I'm just going to use a simple solution I thought of. Use more than one shadow hand.
Which is a good time for me to check my adventurer rank!
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Adventure Card
Name: (Y/N) (L/N), "Black weapons master"
Level: 48
Experience: 6820/48000
Job: Adventurer
Stats
Strength 4
(31)
Health 3
(3000/4500)
Magic-pow 5
(53)