"Hey there everybody hey" audience cheers "So if some of you doesn't know I am gay and I have a boyfriend" audience cheers once again "Thank you thank you"
"You wanna know how it goes when I tell people that I'm gay and have a boyfriend?" he walks around the stage while talking "The conversation would go like this"
he turned his whole body to face his right "Oh so you're gay"
he said imitating a girls voice
he turned his whole body to face his left "Yeah I am" he said while nodding his head
he turned his whole body to face his right "And you have a boyfriend?" he said imitating a girls voice
he turned his whole body to face his left "Uh yes I have a boyfriend?" he said with a confused look which made some of the audience laugh
he turned his whole body to face his right "So who's the girl in your relationship?" he said imitating a girls voice
the audience cheered and laugh.
he turned to look at the audience with a confused look shrugging "H-huh?There's no girl in our relationship,we're both GUYS that's not how it works Amanda" he half laughed the last part making the audience also laugh
he turned his whole body to face to face his right "Oh ok I get it so who's the bottom then?" he said imitating a girls voice.
once again the audience cheered and laughed
he looked at the audience with a really confused look but with a smile laughing with the audience "Like?Why does that ALWAYS have to be the question?" he laughed looking around the audience
"Not even a 'Wow congratulations I'm so happy for you!' No you just have to jump into the most dumbest question"
"And most of the time when people ask me that question they're straight so what is up with you straight people?"
the audience bursts out laughing cause half of the audience are straight
"So like back then in high school I would hear from people that girls like boys who is funny AND can cook" he was walking around while talking,he stopped and looked at the audience for a while
"Well guess what?They LIED" he said making the audience laugh
"Because I can do BOTH and yet none of the girls were interested in me" he said the audience still laughing
"Instead a guy with a mohawk became interested in me"
"I mean he sometimes acts like a girl so does that count?" he said one finger up and a slight smirk
the audience laughed once again
"And no aMANDA there still isn't a girl in our relationship ok?" he said facing the audience with a serious/sassy look
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should i do more?or should i just stop and delete this?
