10/01/2005 - Coca-Cola Company Headquarters - NY, USA
9:10am - I am hiding in the main Coca-Cola factory in New York, I have made a hypnotic serum out of mushrooms found only in the backyard of my house, I will mix them with the most consumed drink in the world (Coca-Cola) to control people's minds and thus take over the world.
3:45pm - I haven't had lunch, I was so hungry that I ate a mushroom... I am already starting to feel the hallucinogenic effects.
4:00pm - The pink elephants won't stop dancing around me, my body is so light and I believe I can fly...
6:01pm - I didn't fly... I fell into the bottling section and was stuffed into a 2.5 liter plastic bottle. When I get out of here I will make new plans for tomorrow night.
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The Dominator's Diary
HumorI am just a guy with a simple dream: TO RULE THE WORLD! And for you, my future slaves who read this, you will have the honor of following my plans day by day, until finally the world is mine. This diary is dedicated to the two rats that inspired m...
