To fight a master

                                    

                                          
Naruto walked outside. He walked to the corner and noted how far the road went down, the whole road filled with people. The road had everyone shoulder to shoulder, so he did what his original instincts told him, he ran to an alley and scaled up to the roof tops in a couple of swift motions. 
                          
"Don't worry. I'll wait." Naruto said, turning back towards the alley. 45 seconds passed and Renka was seen climbing on to the top with someone else. 
                          
"Kenichi?" Naruto said with disbelief. 
                          
"Naruto? What are you doing here?" Kenichi replied with equal disbelief.
                          
"I should be asking you that! Shits dangerous here!" Naruto said directly to Kenichi, completely ignoring Renka.
                          
"One of my masters came here for information. He found out where a dangerous man is at the moment and oh yeah, this is my masters daughter."
                          
"We've met...under less than satisfactory circumstances." Naruto said looking at Renka.
                          
Renka looked away with her arms crossed. "It's not my fault you look like a delinquent."
                          
"Fair enough...I guess..." Naruto said with a sweat drop. He looked back at Kenichi. "So seriously dude, I've heard you complain up and down about danger, what's different now?"
                          
"She's going." Kenichi said pointing at Renka. "Oh..... OH I see. Good for you!" Naruto said playfully punching Kenichi's shoulder, which still hurt.
                          
"Ow, wait what?" Kenichi said, slowly realizing what was implied.
                          
"NO it's not like that!" Both Renka and Kenichi said in unison. "I wouldn't be with this cowardly excuse of a man!" Renka said, her voice piercing Kenichi's chest. 
                          
"A cowardly excuse... She called me an excuse of a man." Kenichi said brooding off to the side.
                          
"Kenichi stop being a Sasuke!" Naruto said. "I don't even know who that is!" Kenichi yelled back.
                          
"HEY ARE WE GOING TO THE YAKUZA BASE OR NOT?!" Renka yelled, having enough of the two's fooling around.
                          
"HEY, you don't control me! You don't knoooooow meeeeeeeeeee! You don't know my life! You don't know how much milk I want in my cereal!" Naruto yelled back, walking in the direction of the yakuza building, leaving a confused Renka and Kenichi behind as he walked towards the edge of the building. "Uhm, I don't doubt your athletic ability at all... But by any chance are you NOT going to attempt jumping from building to building?"
                          
"Where would the fun be in that?" Naruto said smirking as he began running.
                          
"Iiiiiiiiiiiit's official. Everyone I know is a psychopath." Kenichi said attempting to keep up. Naruto was going way faster than before,when they ran to school together. Then he jumped. There was absolutely no fear in his jump, like he's done it before. 'Yup. He's crazy. And we already established she's crazy.' Kenichi thought, seeing Renka in perfect synchronization with Naruto's jumps. Kenichi did his logical thing of getting to the edge and carefully climbing down and back up on the other side.
                          
"Seriously dude? If we wait for you to do that, we'd might as well take the crowded streets!" Naruto said. "Yeah? Well you're crazy if you think I'm risking my body just to get somewhere!" Kenichi yelled back. "Okay." Naruto had seen enough. 
                          
He went to the edge and offered a hand to Kenichi. Kenichi looked up seeing Naruto's sincere face greeting him as Kenichi took his hand. Then, Naruto's face went from nice to a psychotic grin as his eyes began to shine like Kenichi's masters while throwing Kenichi over him and catching him "fireman carry" style and began running and jumping from building to building. "Damn you Narutooo-" Kenichi began to throw up mid sentence.