[💭] THEIR VOICE SMS.

                                    

                                          
Headcanon - I was normally eating cereal at 4 AM, and thought... "hey what if I dialed Simeon and he didn't pick up... and he had a voicemail message." Look I thought this was genius, so partition is pushed back once more, sorry for the inconvenience of this whole thing. Anyways this only does Lucifer and Mammon... I got too lazy to try and complete Leviathan. Next Headcanon will have only side characters.

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Lucifer 🖤
✦ You had gone out to get a few snacks from 6/66 (rip off 7/11) Upon leaving, you inquired that Lucifer might have wanted something. Hell you'd buy him cheap rip off vodka, you just wanted to get something for him rather than being selfish. So once you had gone and dialed up his number, the ominous sound of the phone ringing got you anxious. To your demise the voicemail came up.
✦ "You have reached the voicemail box of... "Lucifer. Leave me a message after the beep, I should be able to get back in touch with you as soon as possible." Butterflies filled your stomach when you heard the first horn's monotone voice come across the phone's speaker, once the beep came you found it hard to comply a sentence. 
✦ "Hey Lucifer... it's me, Y/N. I was calling to ask if you wanted anything from 6/66. A-Anyways it's fine if you don't want anything, I could go to that winery your so in love with. Call me back soon— okay bye!"
✦ When the demon got ahold of the message his face turned a deep red, he shook his head trying to shake the feeling off. It's nothing, Lucifer, yep... nothing.

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Mammon 💛
✦ You were told by Mammon to stay in line as long as it took. It really was tiresome though, but you persisted in standing in that almost never ending line. Yep... however long it took. That is until you grew bored of this whole thing. Your legs felt like spaghetti now, and you weren't sure if you could just walk the five or so miles back to The House Of Lamentation.
✦ "That idiot..." You dialed up his digits, and by no surprise... he didn't pick up. It all was starting to annoy you, but when the voicemail message came up your anger melted away. "Yo! This is The Great Mammon's voicemail! If you got this message that means I was away from the phone or doing something useful with my time! Leave me a message after da beep!" 
✦ A distorted smile formed on your lips, it was hard trying to stay mad. Your message came out pretty different than what you were hoping for. "Mammon, this line is ludicrous. I'm gonna need you to pick me up, I don't care what scams are going down I need your ass out here right now!"
✦ "How dare they say this about The Great Mammon!... I will pick them up outta my own interest of course. Not cuz they asked and is super cute!"




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Second Headcanon - Not requested
Next Up: Rumors... (Side Characters X Reader / Headcanon)
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