Gotham City at night was a cesspool of crime, drugs, murder and all-around bad guys. The Joker and Harley Quinn are two of the quote and unquote bad guys by the GCPD and Batsy!....But to me, they are my dear old Daddy and Momma! Call him psychotic a...
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Jester's and Harrison's Outing Outfits
Jester, Harrison, and Dick watched the odd speculation from an old unlucky friend of Harrison's a follow Doctor whom was wronged by Judge Barbara Gorden; Patrick Oakley Isley was basically a scam artist's servant now whom was once Jester's barber mentor til her skill overwhelmed his completely making him go bankrupt years ago for selling scam and false cure all elixirs.
I am Dr. Strange, Da king of da barbers, Da barber of kings, E buon giorno, good day, I blow you a kiss! And I, da so-famous Strange, I wish-a to know-a Who has-a da nerve-a to say My elixir is piss! Who says this?!
Jester looks at Harrison and Dick before stepping forward and cleared her throat as everyone looked at her walking towards the stage.
Jester: "I do I am Ms. Jest or Jester if you will of Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's elixir, and I say to you, That it is nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. And furthermore Signor, I have serviced no kings, yet I wager I can shave a cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank." She said with a matter a fact tone
Dr. Strange: "You hear zis foolish woman? Now, please, you will see how she will regret her folly!"
Jester: "Who's for a free shave and haircut?" She asked while two gentlemen come forward as she took out her scissors. Her eyes looked aside to see a familiar face in the crowd. "Will Johnathan Crane be the judge?"
Johnathan: "Glad, as always, to oblige my friends and neighbors. The fastest, smoothest shave and haircut is the winner." He said as chairs were taken out of the cavern and placed on the stage while the men sat down.
Jester hums softly before taking her tools of her trade not only her scissors but a beautiful and sharp straight razor alongside her leatherstrop on the waist of her dress.
Johnathan: "Ready?" He asks taking out his watch to look at Jester and Dr. Strange whom said they were ready as Jester got to work while ignoring Dr. Strange whom bursts out into song instead of doing his job.
Now, signorini, signori, We mix-a da lather But fi rst-a you gather Around, signorini, signori, You looking a man Who have had-a da glory To shave-a da Pope! Ms. Jest, whoever I beg-a your pardon'll Probably say it was only a cardinal Nope! It was-a da Pope! To shave-a da face, To cut-a da hair, Require da grace, Require da fl air, For if-a you slip, You nick-a da skin, You clip-a da chin, You rip-a da lip a bit Beyond-a repair To shave-a da face Or even a part Widout it-a smart Require da heart. Not just-a da fl ash, It take-a panache, It take-a da passion For da art. To shave-a da face, To trim-a da beard, To make-a da bristle Clean like a whistle, Dis is from early infancy Da talent give to me By God! It take-a da skill, It take-a da brains, It take-a da will To take-a da pains, It take-a da pace, It take-a da grace!
