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hyunjae: haha nice day we're having huh?
eric: oh look everyone, it's the fuck up
hyunjae: AFFHJ PLS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
chanhee: that's what they all say
sunwoo: the way i had a feeling it was gonna be hyunjae or eric that fucked up the night.
eric: HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHY WAS I INCLUDED IN THAT?!
changmin: i wonder how they're doing 😬
sangyeon: i saw kevin earlier and he didn't look sad or anything, so maybe they made up
kevin: we're literally in the chat yk
haknyeon: well did you guys make up?
kevin: not really :/ we decided to take a break, but we're still dating and stuff
sangyeon: dang, hyunjae was tired of being lonely he decided to be a homewrecker and ruin moonbae
hyunjae: MAN WTF IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
jacob: wtvr, i actually don't care, maybe it was meant to happen 🤷🏻♂️
sunwoo: can we change the subject pls
hyunjae: I AGREE
hyunjae: also, once again, i am truly sorry to moonbae and i hope they get back together soon
jacobs: thnx ig, but really we'll be fine
kevin: yeah, we actually get into a lot of arguments so this is nothing new
haknyeon: they're so real, i want a bf now
eric: sunwoo is literally right there
sunwoo: i am literally right here
sunwoo: i mean eric fuxk you
haknyeon: .
sangyeon: the way i forgot bbangnyukyu were dating
chanhee: it's bc i banned them from saying anything cheesy or sappy in the gc
changmin: ye
younghoon: idc i'll still act cheesy if i want to
eric: wait how exactly did you guys get together again?
younghoon: i crashed their movie date and thus bbangnyukyu happened
chanhee: bitch was jealous and stole my seat so he could sit in the middle and wrap his arms around the both of us. was truly disgusting
younghoon: yeah okay 🙄 but you laid your head on my shoulder
sunwoo: this conversation is sickening
haknyeon: this makes me want a bf even more! stop before i actually settle for sunwoo 🤢
sunwoo: nvm guys, keep going so haknyeon can settle for me
hankyeon: NO
eric: wait omg where is the loml?? he hasn't said anything today! 🥺
hyunjae: sangyeon and i when?
sangyeon: when you gain brain cells
hyunjae: didn't you tell dos during uno?? i think you're the one that needs to gain brain cells
sangyeon: ykw, that was kinda hot
hyunjae: OMG REALLY? IM WINNING GUYS IM WINNING
jacob: can we talk about literally anything else
eric: did you guys hear that felix was selling edibles??
haknyeon: lee felix?? i find that hard to believe, he's a literal angel
sunwoo: angels can get high too
haknyeon: touché
chanhee: it's true, changmin and i bought some from him
younghoon: WITHOUT ME??
changmin: the last time you got high with us you called the cops and told them you were dying, we're never letting you touch weed again.
younghoon:... good point
hyunjae: where is he located? i need like 30 of them edibles
sangyeon: hell me too!
eric: i'm just hurt he never told me about it! like that's my day one, my ride or die, my bff, and i didn't know about this?
kevin: maybe he thought you would judge him for it
eric: i'm literally an idiot, i'm in no position to judge anyone
kevin: good point
eric: SHSJSJ NOT YOU AGREEING WITH ME
sorry for not updating in a while, school is kicking my ass rn haha. and it's like 5:00AM right now so i decided to post this before i forget all about it. i have a 5 page essay due tomorrow so don't expect any updates then, but next friday i'll definitely be able to post more often as the end of the 1st quarter will be over.
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Fanfiction"It took 11 boys and a shit ton of Don Julio for Sangyeon to realize that he's undoubtedly fucked." tbz gc where everything and nothing happens.
