[Semi 🔞] BYE FELICIA.

                                    

                                          
Headcannon idea... they don't understand Gen Z humor so you have to educate them all. (Lucifer to Barbatos) — Sorry I originally wanted Simeon, Solomon, and Luke in this but I got a bit sick so I had to just rush to finish Barbatos 
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Lucifer 🖤
✦ "Y/N you will not attend that party." You turned and looked at him slightly rolling your eyes. He furrows his brows, about to go ham on you but right before he could... "Bye Felicia. 🙄 🚪"
✦ "What...? My name is not Felicia... and you are prohibited from leaving." At this you burst out in laughter covering your mouth atleast trying to make it seem as if you didn't mean to in the first place. "Oh my god... you don't know— okay, bae. It's something humans say when they're joking. It doesn't mean your name is Felicia, your still Lucifer, unless your middle name is Lucifer Felicia Jones." Atfirst it was all believable until you added in the last part.
✦ "After your meeting with Lord Diavolo... make sure to come straight to my room. Do not make conversations with anyone I want to personally punish you myself."
"Ok Lucifer 😭 💔"
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Mammon 💛
✦ "Aye, Y/N I need money I kinda owe the owner of the Fall like a grand of Grimm... but you stacked! You got that big pocket so it's gonna work out! I'll pay you back and everything like two thousand back— yeah double! Just gimme that cash right now..." You looked him up and down and then put your hand in his face, "Ooh... bye Felicia! Go grab your wig and keys while you at it!" 
✦ The demon standing before you gave the best thinking look you ever seen in your life. He looked so confused it was like he was trying to solve a murder case. Sometime he came back to the Devildom and had a comeback. "W-Well... bye Janet! You go grab your ten dollar hair extensions and get out the door!" It was cute honestly and you didn't have the heart to laugh so you just rubbed his back and said, "Well it's a joke people in the human world say when somebody won't shut they mouth." 
✦ He opened his mouth about to say something dumb but retained himself.
✦ "Say goodbye to that slickness when the doors are locked." 
"Wha? 🥴"
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Leviathan 💙
✦ His laptop's volume was so loud you swore the dang room was quaking at those gunshots. You were trying to scroll through Devilgram while texting Solomon, but that man made life so difficult on you. Each quake made your fingers go "nope" and you miss worded so many things Solomon texted back going "Are you okay? Is your phone autocorrect doing you dirty?"
✦ Finally you had enough and slapped your hand against the table literally yelling out. "OH MY DEMON! Bye Felicia! Go smash them keys somewhere else! You done cause an earthquake even Barbatos done sensed it!" You were totally unaware that he was streaming and the chat was going crazy at your soft/monotone/modulated voice just popping out of nowhere. "W-What?! I'm Leviathan not Felicia! Who did you get in an argument with now on Omegle!"
✦ "YOU SMASHING THEM KEYS LIKE HOW YOU SMASH YOUR RURI-CHAN BODY PILLOW WHEN IM NOT AROUND!"
✦ "You wanna play like that, huh? We're gonna 1 v 1 in Smash bros, right now. Who's gonna win? I bet you already know~"