"What was the uncle doing there. What did he do that made father hate him?" I asked.
                          
I had no clue, for the starters that I had an uncle. He never visited us in the past.
                          
"It's a long story Maria you should not worry about that right now. Take some rest." He was hiding something.
                          
I never like secrets, they bug me.
                          
I was about to say something when the door busted open. In reflex, Theo went for something in his back pocket but then was relieved.
                          
What was there? Harry Potter's wand? God, I need to get this in control.
                          
When I looked at the door there were three panting faces. This is not going to be good for my filter.
                          
"Are you ok??"
"Are you in pain?"
"Why are you awake?! you should rest."
                          
Lucifer, Jo and Chris bombarded me with questions.
                          
"Well first I got shot in my leg, so I am ok. My body got pumped up with drugs, so I am fine and I have no taking filter so this is great!" I said sarcastically.
                          
They all looked at Theo who gave out a sigh.
                          
"She is on medication, so her brain is temporarily not having filter but answering your questions, she is doing good and will go home in two hours."
                          
"Well, that's another way to put up what I said."
                          
"God! we were worried." Jo says.
                          
"Yea, when we heard what happened, we all came here immediately." Chris says.
                          
"Thanks. And I can see that you came in a hurry cause Chris, your fly is still open and I can see you have forgotten to wear something under it." I laugh.
                          
He immediately closes his fly, while Jo and I are laughing.
                          
"Oh shut up! Deep down you know that you are impressed." He smirks, while Lucifer smacks his head.
                          
"I don't know, I think I have seen better." I say. Then my face turns red again.
                          
All of their eyes widen at the comment.
                          
"Fuck! I don't know what I am saying! but that was true! Fuck stop this." I ramble and put my face in my hands.
                          
"I think you should not speak for some time." Theo says while holding his laugh.
                          
I thought he would be angry but he looks as if he was enjoying that.
                          
"Why cause I'll say that yours is non-existent." I slap my mouth shut with my hand. What am I doing?
                          
Lucifer, Jo and Chris are laughing their butts off while he looked at me with wide eyes and an open mouth.
                          
I continued "I don't have a dick, so you should now probably shut your mouth!"
                          
The three of them were now holding their stomach and laughing with tears in their eyes whereas my brother looked very pissed.
                          
He doesn't like when someone says bad about him. He is a softy.
                          
I know the three laughing heads are laughing because the me, which is not on medication, will probably not even consider these words to say, let alone to my brother.
                          
"Oh god! I really am not sorry for what I am saying but I will appreciate it if you guys leave and can you bring me some chocolate." I said the last part to Lucifer.
                          
My subconscious wants to be swallowed by the earth now because it is embarrassed, the other is enjoying.
                          
The laughter died down and I tried not to look at Theo.
                          
"Ok, but what will I get in return?" He had a smug look on his face.
                          
"What do you want?" I smirked back.
                          
From the corner of my eye, I could see Jo was surprised due to my confidence in talking like this. Lucifer on the other hand was smirking even more.
                          
"A blow job would be good."
                          
Theo was about to say something but I cut him off.
                          
"Sure, then I can just bite you off cause I don't see my chocolate here yet." I shrugged my shoulders.
                          
Lucifer's smirk was gone now. Jo, Chris and Theo were trying to hold back their laughter. He pulled out his phone and called someone.
                          
"I would like some chocolate sent to me right away." And then he cut the line.
                          
"Hey, that's not fair. We didn't agree on that." I said while he walked towards me and grabbed my face in his hands gently.
                          
"I am not planning on leaving you any time soon princess."
                          
I was lost in his green eyes. They looked enchanting. But the moment was ruined when Theo cleared his throat making Lucifer back away while scratching his neck in embarrassment.
                          
"Why do you have to be such a cupid. " I said to him, and he just smirked. What is with these men and smirking.
                          
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That was me trying to make a funny chapter.
                          
Yea not that funny, but it will improve.
                          
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