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A/N: Most of these, I do not own. However, I have added on to some and have created a few of my own!

::::::::: STRAY KIDS :::::::::

BamBam: Man I don't know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.

Jiyoung and Chan, watching Seungmin strangle Changbin, Felix and Jisung randomly screaming, Jeongin trying to set fire to a sleeping Minho, and Hyunjin choking on air:
Jiyoung and Chan: We don't know either.

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Changbin: Are you okay?

Jiyoung: Yeah I'm fine.

Changbin: What does 'fine' mean?

Jiyoung: It means I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

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Jeongin: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?

Minho: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed.

Jeongin:

Jiyoung: Look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot.

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Chan: Why are you smiling?

Minho: What? Can't I just be happy?

Jiyoung: JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Jisung: Noona, can I go to the store and get ice cream?

Jiyoung: Why? What did Chan say?

Jisung: No.

Jiyoung: Then why should I let you?

Jisung: He's not the boss of you.

Jiyoung, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap t-

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Jimin: What's it like living with Chan and the other kids?

Jiyoung: Imagine living with actual civilized people.

Jimin: Okay...

Jiyoung: Now throw that thought out the window.

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Felix: You almost didn't make it to dinner.

Jisung: You almost didn't make it to Stray Kids.

Jiyoung, pointing her knife at Jisung: And you almost didn't make it because I almost shoved this knife into your heart.

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