Why so serious?

                                    

                                          


                          
judging from the title of the card the randomness finally loops back to 
Momo: "Joker" 
Jirou: "yup" 
Travest: "yeah...so in this one...well it's pretty much deep into a complex world..but to sum it up a hero agency hired some people to try and kill Izuku because he was taking up half of a profit from a deal...and he got pissed" 
Aizawa: "of course it's a hero agency...which one" 
Travest: "well...it's...one that goes by Captain celebrity" 
Setsuna: "he's just asking to be killed" 
Stain: "i agree fully" 
Travest: "right...so anyways....this is the world that you will be watching...of course not without" and a flash is seen 
"oh man...feel sick to the core" 
Mandalay: "Ragdoll?" 
Ragdoll: "hey" whimpering out holding her stomach 
Toga: "TWICE!!" now excited to see her friend 
Twice: "TOGs/ what's up?" of course he had to explain the entire situation to them...and they were caught up now 
Ragdoll: "he's such a heroic kid...i just can't imagine it" 
Mandalay: "well..it's right here" 
Mt Lady: 'welcome to the club' 
Aizawa: "less and less heroes in our world are being brought here...wonder how the problem childs doing right now" 
Awase: 'well then' 
Travest: "okay lets get started then" 
                          
the screen turns on 
as a plane is seen landing in the water it cuts to Captain celebrity playing pool 
"yo cap somebody here for you" his goon telling him 
"they say they've kill the joker" 
CC: "they have the body?" as they now see Shigaraki with Dabi and toga walk in with Kurogiri and Twice carrying a body bag..placing it on the pool table Captain Celebrity walks over to lift up the bag..and sees Izukus lifeless body there and he smirks 
CC: "so...dead?...that's 500" until Izuku sudden stabs both of the men and he lifts himself up...wrapping an arm around him and puts a knife to his mouth 
Izuku: "how about alive hmm?" now the league holds the others down smiling 
Shigaraki: "hell yeah" 
                          
Shigaraki: "damn right..working with him" 
Kurogiri: "seems to be simple..but effective" 
Toga: "i love him" 
Twice: "cool/weirdo" 
Ragdoll: "that's him" 
Kendo: "and he's still terrifying as ever" 
Kaminari: "can't catch a break" 
Kirishima: "nope" 
Mina: "well that happened" 
Momo: "i can't stand this" 
Monoma: "well then" 
Mandalay: "he's become this way...the reason we don't know..it seems in every world they at least have a different backstory either if it's from the world..or he keeps changing it himself...it's impossible to try and figure out how he become the joker" 
AM: "and as terrible he is...he was once a boy with a dream to become a hero in this one as well..." 
Bakugo: 'fucking hell' 
Ochako: "Izuku" 
lida: "and me and him are forever in this loop of fighting one another" 
Nejire: "and he'll always be a step ahead" 
Mirio just growls 
                          
izuku soon leans in to his ear: "you want to know how i got these scars?" and Izuku nods for a bit and looks around before licking his scars 
Izuku: "my father...was...a drinker...and a fiend...and one night..he goes off crazier than usual...mommy has the kitchen knife to defend herself...he doesn't like that..not..one...bit...so..me watching..he takes the knife to her...laughing while he does it...*Scoffs* he turns to me...hehe..and he says...WhY sO SeRiOuS?!" growling at him now soon Toga blushes seeing him like this..while the others couldn't help but be a little unnerved at this 
                          
Shigaraki: "this is awesome" 
Kurogiri: "i am focused on your safety in this one Young tomura" 
AFO: "he is unpredictable...that's a trait that makes him dangerous...
Awase: "he just gets more creepier every world" 
Kendo "every time" 
Setsuna: "and it doesn't seem to end at all" 
Nejire: "i don't ever want him to turn into this" 
Mirio: "and we'll make sure of it" 
Tamaki: "right" 
Shinso: "be pretty bad for the world if he did" 
Nighteye: "this is what i would like to hear..." 
Nana: "kids got the fear under his will..." seeing Captain celebrity just frozen listening to the story
                          
Izuku: "he comes at me with the knife...WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!" soon he sticks the blade into his mouth 
Izuku: "he sticks the blade in my mouth..'Lets put a smile on that face!'" growling as he now streches his side of the mouth with the knife...
Izuku: "aaaand~" now turning to look at Bubblegirl who was anticipating the moment 
Izuku: "why so serious?" he said bluntly until she looks away as she now sees Captain Celebrities body flop over...Izuku soon gets off and takes the body bag off him 
Izuku: "now...our operation is small..but..there's a lot of potential for aggressive expansion...so..which of you interns would like to join our team!?~oh there's only one spot open right so we're going to have...tryouts" as he now breaks the pool stick and he observes which one is sharper and he drops on in front of them...and he walks on by 
Izuku: "make it fast" and toga follows as the others let them go..now being forced to kill one another 
the screen turns off 
                          
Travest: "well that was a fast one" 
Momo: "thank god...that voice still gives me the shivers" 
Kendo: "no kidding...and...i just can't right now...with the dead space one right off to this one" 
Kirishima: "it's unreal to how many worlds there are with him being both a hero and villain" 
Stain: "and it doesn't surprise me" 
Sero: "can't we get a normal one for once?" 
Ragdoll: "so that's what happened?" 
Mandalay: "we honestly don't know if that story is true or not..." 
AFO: 'ah the choice of having multiple 'origin' stories' 
Ibara was praying for him 
Setsuna: "i'm just tired right now" 
Travest: "don't worry..we can all take a break...out here in the astral planes you can rest assure..." he flicks his fingers and a door appears 
Travest: "through here you will find your way back to the forest of where you came from...you can also request to be at a certain area to get a breather when i get the next world set up" 
Momo: "this is nice" feeling the cool air creeping in from the door 
Travest: "i will leave it to you all then...i will be back" and he disappears now