furry: xing qiu
book nerd: whatever could my dear friend need?
furry: book
furry: wolf
furry: peepaw tortilla
xingqiu: the omegaverse fanfiction?
furry: yes
unlucky: please do not read it
book nerd: please do
the power of christ compels you: don't listen to xingqiu
maid on steroids: don't read it for your own sake!
furry: but wolves
bunny arson: it's not even about wolves razor
furry: sad
unlucky: We can buy you a book about wolves if you want!
furry: but
furry: no read
shakespeare: I am afraid our dear companion isn't proficient in the art of literature
unlucky: oh right he doesn't know how to read
ice cream nerd: how is he in high school?
book nerd: I think he's not even enrolled
mom: what?
rock n roll: we can buy him a picture book
maid on steroids: that's an amazing idea!
the power of christ compels you: we will go to the bookstore after school then
furry: thank
unlucky: you're welcome 😊
mom: what do you mean razor isn't enrolled?
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)