WOAH?! 1k views!? POG!!!
It's so stupid but I love it and thanks so much I've never gotten recognition for something I enjoy doing like this before so thank you-—
Yes vines
The video above is one of my absolute favorites-
(Sound warning if you watch it though!!)—
Army: I saw you hanging out with Aloha yesterday
Diver: Army! It's not what you think!
Army: I won't hesitate, bITCh *shoots N-zap*
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Vintage: ok let's tell each other secrets about ourselves, I'm gonna go first. I... Hate you.
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Aloha: I really like guys-
Army: *dramatic gasp*
Aloha: -geysers, the world's natural beauty
Army:
Aloha: I also really like dudes-
Army: *gay panic*
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Mask: do you have any shaving cream?
Skull: no I don't like the way that it tastes
Mask: wait you eat shaving cream?
Skull: no why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes-
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Aloha: I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Mask: I don't have one either
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Army: when will you learn? When will you learn!
Army: that your actions *voice crack* hAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!
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Mask: you better watch out...
Aloha: you better watch out-
Skull: you better watch out!
S4: YOU BETTER-
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Army: road work ahead
Army: uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.
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Army: aha
Army: that is not correct
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Aloha: *shots .gal in the apartment while mask is sleeping*
Mask: *startled awake* THIS IS WHY ARMY DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU-
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Mask: can I get a sip of that water-
Skull: it's not water
Mask: vodka! I like your style-
Skull: it's vinegar
Mask: wha-
Skull: it's vinegar
Skull: pUSSY
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Aloha: hi welcome to chili's
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Skull: it is Wednesday my dudes
Skull: AHHHHHHHHH-
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Skull: y'all want to go to Wahoo World?
Mask and Aloha: Yeah!!!
Skull: go ask army
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Mask: *dying*
Mask: ᴬᴸᴼᴴᴬ'ˢ ᴬ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ...
Mask: *dies*
Army: oh my cod aloha get in here!
Aloha: what were his last words!?
Army:
Army: you know what it's not important-
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Army: want a fortune cookie?
Skull: yeah
Skull: *consumes whole thing*
Army:
Skull: what
Army: nothing-
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Mask: drinks are on me tonight
Aloha: *upset*
Army: what's wrong?
Aloha: *has cups taped on him* drinks were supposed to be on me tonight!:(
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Skull: jello
Skull: more like hello-
Skull: *inhales jello*
Skull: *chokes*
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Army: toss me my keys
Skull: *throws printer*
Army: I said my keys-
Skull: I thought you said printer-
Army: why the fuck would I say printer-
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Mask: this is how I enter my house
Mask: WHATS UP FUCKERS?
Aloha: why do you have my phone?!
Mask: FUCK YOU THATS WHY-
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Army: let me see what you have!
Aloha/Mask: a knife!
Army: NO-
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Aloha: and now 24 hour Christmas music!
Army: Halloween was yesterday-
Aloha: CHRISTMAS-
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I hope you enjoyed these as much as I do^^'
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