It was another normal day in the system. I was vibing on the couch with schlatt before deciding to find the others. As I walked away quackity ran up to me and dragged me over to his uno game.. Ah shit here we go again.
🦆 - amigos! Let's be calm, ay?
🔥- I am calm, it's minx who's off her rocker
💜 - OH YOU FOCKING CUNT
🔥 - SEE! SHES OFF HER ROCKER
💜 - WE WOULDNT BE ARGUING IF YOU DIDNT FOCKING CHEAT YOU BASTARD
🔥 - OH IM THE ONE CHEATING!? MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET GOOD MINX
💜 - I AM FOCKEN GOOD AT THE GAME
🔥'I aM fUcKiNg GoOd At ThE gAmE' Shut the fuck up
💜 - THIS IS JUST LIKE MONOPOLY YOU CHEATING CUNT
🦆 - SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU
💜/🔥 - Angry Irish english
"How about you play again? It's just a game, no need to fight over it.."
💜/🔥 - ...
🔥 - Your right, I'm sorry I'm better at the game than you minx
💜 - You cheeky bastard, I know your a sly cunt but I forgive you
🔥 - Aww, I knew you loved us
💜 - Shut the fuck up you lanky bastard
🦆 - You want to join our card game Amigo?
"I'm good, I'll just this time watch". [i lied, not knowing how to play uno]
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Hireath System Oneshots
Non-FictionHireath is a homesickness for a home to which you cannot return, a home which maybe never was; the nostalgia, the yearning, the grief for the lost places of your past. In other words this is the Homesick System, at least that's what we call it since...
