Me: hey papi chulos
Me: how are you
Ash: what did you call me
Me: a papi chulo
Ash: doesn't papi mean daddy
Me: yes
Ash: continue calling me that please
Mike: I prefer you call me Christian Grey ;)
Me: anytin 4 u bby
Mike: be my Anastasia
Me: as long as you glue me to the wall and shove a car inside me
Mike: wtf
Ash: wth
Cal: ok we're over idc
Me: IT'S A VINE OK
Mike: Mhm yeah sure it is
Mike: I mean I would do it
Me: oh fuck yes babY
Cal: hey
Me: hi cal culo
Cal: what
Me: idk it sounds like cara culo
Cal: what does that mean
Me: ass face basically
Cal: oh
Cal: where did you get that from
Me: some kid in Spanish class called me that and yeah
Mike: hey
Me: Hi
Mike: why were you so quiet in school today
Me: because fucking cramps
Mike: are you still on your period
Me: no
Me: I just walked down the stairs
Me: and I'm tired af
Mike: are you serious
Me: yes
Mike: twins
Me: high foot
Mike: what
Me: instead of a high five it's a high foot
Mike: cornball
Me: you suck dick
Mike: your mom sucked mine
Me: fok u
Mike: come thru den
Me: omw
Cal: fuck off Michael
Cal: she's mine
Me: YES DADDY YOU TELL HIM
Mike: what are you talking about
Mike: she's mine
Me: YES CHRISTIAN TELL HIM
Ash: but she's mine
Me: wtf papi
Me: I thought we were gonna be lowkey
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