chilly i feel like if phil wasn't a footballer he would be a random guy who posts disstracks and rapping videos trying to be aitch. he just gives aitch vibes
imposter aka talia hit it bareback😩 i'm fearless😈😏⛓
rice cake .... imagine talia as a roadman
money mase yeah i'd rather not
shaw .... i'll be back! let me get to work
jadon oh no waiting for the edit incoming
roadman eminem why do i get targeted bruv literally don't do anything
madders it's the roadman energy
chilly MADDERS?? YOU ARE IN HERE??
madders yeah i read what happens and enjoy knowing that i know what is going on without you guys knowing that i know
the REAL white boy of the month that's not creepy at all is it
madders i've been here the whole time
imposter aka talia omg it's the dilf
chilly TALIA? ur not wrong😏
money mase LIA YOU CANT SAY THAT
imposter aka talia wtf so you expect me to lie don't know if i fancy him or his girlfriend more though because she is hot
money mase you do scare me at times you know
shaw
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phil as aitch
chilly NAH THAT FIRST ONE HAS TO BE REAL THAT IS LITERALLY PHIL
imposter aka talia PLEASE THIS IS SO
shaw don't know why you are laughing talia
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imposter aka talia LUKE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DELETE THAT FROM EXISTENCE
money mase okay maybe it is possible to get the ick
imposter aka talia watch what you say sir
roadman eminem fuck me. we are hot roadmen talia!
harry 2 what have i opened the chat to
chilly feel like talia would date a roadman
imposter aka talia in what world did you get the impression
jadon CHRIST TALIA YOU SHOULD GET TO JD AND BECOME A ROADMAN ASAP
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Declan Rice☑️ _DeclanRice just turned up to a first date and she is dressed like this and decided to bring her ex....what do i do? mason has me on a tracking app but i'm scared😩
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user twitteruser1 is that....phil foden and that talia girl?😭
user twitteruser2 i know this is a joke but phil would genuinely wear that ↳ Ben Chilwell ☑️ BenChilwell THAT IS WHAT I WAS SAYING! look at him as aitch *attaches photo*
user twitteruser3 i need to be in whatever groupchat they are all in because....it seems like chaos.
user twitteruser4 when declan gets jumped by talia and phil records it to post on snapchat xx ↳ user twitteruser5 tbf i think talia might win in a fight between her and declan
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AUTHORS NOTE: this is the most pointless chapter yet😭😭😭😭 FOR THE SEQUEL WHO DO YOU WANT IT TO BE BASED AROUND? i've had most people say declan or ben but yeah just let me know <3
