Aloha: I'm so boredddddd
Mask: congratulations
Aloha: let's do something!
Mask: we are doing something. Right now. You are interrupting me, I'm trying to watch anime, now fuck off-
Army: LANGUAGE
Mask: *under breath* un-fuck off, or whatever... *hands money to Skull*
Skull: *puts it into jar*
Army: don't you two know how to behave? Me or Skull can't leave for a second without you guys practically going for each other's throats
Mask: *laughs(but it's more like a wheeze)
Aloha: Army dear, you really haven't seen what going at each other's throats is if that's what you think~
Army: oh be quiet you- *turns red*
Aloha: I could show you what I mean of course, we are looking for some fun~
Army: *squeaks* y-you mean-
Aloha: TRUTH OR DARE! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN YES. You want to join Skull?
Skull: sure
Mask: man of many words you are. *pulls up chair*
Aloha: sweet! Want to join too, Army?
Army: *flustered* but what- you mean-
Mask: save us the stutter-fest and just take a seat already
Army: *sits on the floor*
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The games have begun, Aloha and Army are seated on the ground, while Mask sits in a chair and Skull on a couch.
Aloha: so! Who first?
Mask: I vote you. This was your crazy idea.
Skull: I second that
Aloha: great! Go ahead~
Mask: truth or dare, then
Aloha: hm, let's go truth
Mask: but that's never any fun!
Army: but it's his choice, and it's called Truth or Dare for a reason
Skull: he has a point
Mask: ughhhhh, fine. Truth: who do you like?
Aloha: *giggles* everyone~
Mask: ugh, you're being so difficult. Ok how about this. What gender?
Aloha: all of them of course~
Army: r-really?
Mask: never would have guessed
Skull: but that's why you asked right-
Aloha: my turn! Skull, who do you like?
Skull: I didn't chose truth-
Aloha: Headphones?
Skull: ctrl z, I chose dare
Aloha: half rim?
Skull: dare please...
Aloha: how about-
Army: for crying out loud Aloha, leave the poor guy alone!
Aloha: *feels ashamed from Army's scolding* oh, haha. I took it too far, sorry Skull.
Skull: apology accepted
Mask: are we actually going to play or what?
Aloha: oh yeah!
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S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga
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