Fuckery (All of bvb, Juilet Simms, Ella Cole, Jesus, and Lee-Lee Lovely)

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I want to apologize in advance for the fuckery that you will read. This will not have proper English. This may be offensive.
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(Andy's p.o.v.)
"Omg Jinxx fucks me harderz" I's says az Jinxx rams his Whale size cock into my assssss. Butt its muffled bi theee CC'z dick in myz mouth. "OMGzzzzzzz Andy Boo Boo Bear Iz abouts to Cumm so hardz in. Yous mouth. Yells CC. "Me too" calls Jinxx
Then alls of a sudden Juilet SheDevil Simms walks in. "WTF WTF WTF WTF OMG OMG OMG OMG ANDY WATS DEE FUCK. IZ THOHT WEEEEEEE HADZ SOMEZTHININGZ SPECIAL" she screeeeaaaams. "BYE BITCH" I screamssssssss. She grabs Jinxxy Winxxxy off ov me. and the sheeeeee replecees it withs herz tincy weeency rice dicks.
So Jinxxy kicks she's asssss backs tooz where's she came from. Then Ashley Cashley Bashley Stashley KarCrashian Purdy calls and he's all like "Wassup Girlz wanna goe to the mallz . Jake Cake Rake Make Sake ArmPitts is Cummings." "Hell yeah" we all says.
So we go to our Malibu Barbie Jeep. While we goes tho our car we singz "Let's go to the mall" (How I Met Your Mother reference). When we strt to drive our radio plays myz favs favs favs song Blank Space. Weeees screams/sings the song while CC drives faster. I textssss Jakey "Hai Jake Cake Rake Make Sake ArmPitts we are on our wayz. Bai Bitsh 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😘😘😉😍😍☺️😍☺️😉😍😊😀😍😃😀😃😏 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋💩👽👺👹🙀💫🙀😾😾👹👹👺🙀🙈😿🙉🙀💦🙊🙊💦👉👌💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦👫👬👬👅👄👄👄👄👄👋🙌✋👭👋🙌👋🙏👂☝️💑💏💏💏💏💏💏💏👯🙆🙅💁🙋💆💇💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅😏👑🎩👑🎩👑👑👑💕💖💕💖💕💖💖💞💞💘💕💞💕💕💘💞💘💕💞💕💞💕💞💖💞💖💘💖💗💓💗💗💗💗💕💖💗💗💖💓💖💗💖💗💞💗💞💗💖💓💖💓💗💗💞💗💗💌💌💌💌💌🌚📷📷📷📷🎐📱🎅📱🎐📱📱🎅📱🎇🎉🎊🎓💝💝💝💝💝💝💝🔆🔅🔆🔆🔆🔆🔆🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔅🔆🔆🔆🔅🔅🔆🔅🔆🔅🎬🎧🎤🎤🎧🎧🎼🎤🎧🎤🎧🎤🎧🎧🎧👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾🍎🍎🍳🍎🍬🍐🍑🍎🍫🍐🍫🍎🍬🍏🍭🍋🍒🍑🍰🌽🍒🍭🍋🍫🍏🍋🍑🍰🍉🍫🍒🍅🍅🍑🍋🍑🍊🍈🍊🍠🍏🍬🍦🍑🍦🍬🍊🍬🍬🍋🎂🍒🍅🍒🚘🚗🚙🚗🚕💋" (my parents should have never gave me a iPhone.even if it a hand-me-down phone it has a LOT of emojis)
He responded "OmG seeeeeee yous laterz 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋🌚💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋"
We drive faster then our most favs song comes on . The liiiiiitttttttlllleeeee entsineeeeee songz Cumz on. So we drive wayyyyyy past the speedsz limmmmmit and thens werereererere thereeee.
(Jake's p.o.v.)
I'm at Heaven a.k.a. Starbucks when I see my friends come. "Oooooooommmmmmmgggggzzzzzzzzzz Bitches yous here" I run ovr and giv those muther Fukas a hug. Then we have an orgy on the floor.
While I'm getting haed from My LoVeR Andy Ella cumes. "Get off yo man he's mines bish" them her ripped off she's dress and her . Unicorn size cock slapppps my Andy in hiz face so.
Then Jesus comes. "Omg its Jesus" (Bart baker song quote) every ones says."Haiz guys it Jesus and I am looks fabulous " he says. Then he takes Ella with him and leaves. "Bye my nigga" says ash .
(CC p.o.v.)
We are about to leave wehn sommmmeone Hittts us with a bat. They don't knocks us out but thenn we see her. "Omg hay Lee-Lee how you donin girrrrrl" we screams.
We give she big hug . Then Jake gets on onez ne . "LEE-LEE LOVELY WILL YIU MARRY ME" screams him. "YES JAKE " sssshhhee screams back.
Then Lee-Lee and Jake, and I have have some wild sex in a portapotty.
THE END
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I need help. This may insult people insult don't worry I insulted myself because I had sex in a porta potty. So that would mean if that were real I would have lost my v card in a dirty toilet.
Ummmmmmm............Bye
Have am amazing day, Lee-Lee

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