Bon: Hey, Hey Ben hey, Benny bear.
Ben:Yes
Bon:wheres Jane?
Ben: why?
Bon: Just curious
Ben: hmm. Curiosity killed the pasta.
Jane: BONNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Bon: well thats my que to leave *runs away laughing *
Jane: Come back you piece of jackalope shit *runs into lj and knocks over his candy*
Lj: *adorable baby face* Big.....Faquing.....MISTAKE *chases Jane*
Jill: JACK I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS! YOUR A DADDY! *chases Lj*
Jeff: get your ass over here Miaya!
Miaya: I refuse to conform to the man *runs away with a sack*
Jeff: THATS FAQUIN IT *throws knife at miaya*
Miaya:*blocks with ninja star and tackles jeff* they are my babies and mine only *hits him with toilet tissue cardboard*
Smile dog: Woof woof (no not my jeffy bear) attacks Miaya.
Mayhem:.......... I hate you all. Miaua let me kill. Please please please.
Miaya: go*smack* burn down*nom nom* WENDY'S AND RACE TRACK. *POW*
Mayhem: okay *throws vase at Ben*
Ben: you shouldn't have done that bish *chases mayhem*
Pk: I have returned my lovely subordinAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *oomu with heart eyes picks up pk and flys away*
Jb: jelly beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaanz
Dylan: Bonnie its TIME TO DIE *beats bon with empty sweet tea jug*
Silver and Red (To Sally): Bastard child!!!!!!!
Bon: Naw bish this is war now*puts Sally on back and smacks silver with Tony Hawk*
Sally:*smakes Red with Trendy*
Gold: what up chumps*gets hit with Masky's Dorito cheesecake*
Masky: *twerk runs to Gold* Mah baby *jumps on Gold and Lickes cheesecake from his face and grabs hair* I (lick) will never (slurp) let them eat you lahhhhhhhh ( licks head)
Gold: so not kool.
Jb: jelly beeeeeeeeaaaanz
Fan girl: I found him girls
Jeff: Ahhh fuqer sock *runs away from hoard of fan girls*
Offendy: Dylan, want a rose?
D: umm..... I'm allergic?
Offendy: oh......... chyrst, want a-
Chryt: FUQ OOOOOOOOFF A SSHOLE SUSHI BELLIED MONGREL
Offendy:......... Bon want a rose?
Bon: I love roses *sniffes rose deeply and passes out*
Offendy: Big mistake.
Ben: let her go bitch. I'm a glitch on edge!
Offendy: Ugh who wants to fuq like fr?
Jane: me.
Offendy:*screams like a little bitch and hides behind couch*
Karkat:WHY THE FUQ AM I HERE AGAIN?
Mario: itsa me.... Mari-*gets hit by karkat and dies like he does in game*
Karkat: Ugh, Damn mario fuqass.
Luigi: Mario? I found peach man but she ain't no virgin. Not that I would now but that turtle boss dun bust ha walls down like "bitch take it like a bitch bitch" hard. Her voice box was gone to. Donkey Kong destroyed that shit man and then ha-*killed by Sebastian *
Sebastian: He is one rude guest.
Dylan: ITS SEBASTIAN FAQIN MICHAELS
Jeff: Sebastian must die
Dylan, Bon and Chryst: Nigga I hope that fuq you do.
Bon: Youll be a dead S.O.A.B
Dylan: try it if ya won't to
Slendy: (walks in with Chaos).......
Chaos: Miaya got into candy and snacks again?!?
Slendy: I thought I hid them well.
Chaos: where?
Slendy: in the wall next to your room.
Chaos: dumb ass
Ej: Yo tell me whatchu want whatchu really want!
Chanty:I wanna i wanna I wanna I wanna
Scary spice: I wanna really really really wanna zig a zig ahh
Pikachu: pikaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *electrocutes everyone*
Miaya: ahhhhhhhh*glomps pikachu* my baby
Pikachu: Pikaaaa!*snuggles into Miaya before they fly away on the rainbow fart Pegasus*
Masky: Toby has overies
Toby:FOR THE LAST TIME YOU BASTARD I HAVE A SIZE 11 DICK. I DON'T HAVE A CUNT NOR OVERIES!!!
Bon: wow..... Thats a monster!!!
Toby: fuq you all.
Stone cold: (Burst through wall and scopes till he spots The Rock in kitchen eating thundercookies) Its ass whippin time (charges for The Rock)
The Rock: I guess you wants some thundercookies for your early Christmas ya jabronnie (charges for stone cold)
When they collide the house explodes.
Hoodie: Miaya I-I'm r-right behind y-you (flies off on gummy grizzly bear)
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Creepypasta Comedy
FanfictionThis story is a Creepypasta comedy....(killer bee voice) fool ya fool. Warning.....OCs included. Read at you own sanity.