Jake: Alright, road trip time! Y'all ready?
Sunghoon: *packing stuff in the trunk* Never say y'all again
Jungwon in the front seat: Yeah, we're ready
Sunoo: Give it!
Niki: NO
Sunghoon: *closing the trunk* Are they still fighting over the AUX?
Heeseung: Both of you, stop it. You're gonna scare Pixie
Niki: Then tell your dog to leave me alone-OW, he bit me!
Sunoo: Call me a dog, I'll act like one!
Niki: JAY, SUNOO BIT ME
Sunoo: COPE
Jay: *locking the door* Please, we haven't even left yet. You can fight over the AUX cord an hour in
Jungwon: *turns around and stares them both down*
Sunoo and Niki: *momentarily stops*
Niki: *whispering* He's making the angry face
Jungwon: Give me the cord
Sunoo: *batting his eyelashes*
Jungwon: What did I tell you about batting your lashes?
Sunoo: *hands Jungwon the cord while grumbling* It only works on Heeseung
Jungwon: And why does it only work on Heeseung?
Sunoo: Cause he's a pushover
Heeseung: I refuse to be disrespected like this
Jake: *climbing into the back with Sunghoon* Now that that's over and done with, let's rock and roll
•••
Jay and Jake: *aggressively rapping to Hamilton*
Jake: SIR HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN A TRENCH-
Sunoo: Oh my God it is 1 AM in the DAMN MORNING, SHUT UP
Sunghoon: I don't feel safe in this vehicle
Heeseung: Relax, as long as Niki has his seatbelt on and his phone is full charged or he's sleeping, we should have no problems
Jungwon: That's unfortunate because Niki's phone died 13 minutes ago, he's wide awake, and he does not have his seatbelt on
Heeseung: *about to go into cardiac arrest* WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS SEATBELT-
Niki: I'm too powerful to be restrained
Sunghoon: Your power is the reason WHY you're restrained
Niki: I have the power of God and caffeine cursing through my veins
Jungwon: I told you one Starbucks trip was enough but noooo, Sunoo needs his precious frappuccino
Jake: I NEED MY RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
Sunoo: That's it, *unbuckles his seatbelt and puts Jake in a headlock*
[everyone yelling]
Heeseung: *voice cracking* SIT DOWN
Jake: *gasping for air* ÆL€X&ÑD€4 HĀMĮ[TØN
Sunghoon: That should not be physically possible
Jay: IF YOU GUYS DON'T PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON I'M CRASHING THIS CAR
Heeseung in an extremely high pitched tone that it's a phenomenon that his voice didn't crack: NO
Sunoo: *momentarily stops choking Jake* Wait that was really good Heeseung-*gets yanked down by Jungwon*
Sunghoon: *looking up* Just take me
Jungwon: *forcing Sunoo's seat belt on and slapping him*
Sunoo: Ow-
Jungwon: GOOD
Niki: *screaming*
Jungwon: WHAT NOW
Niki: PIXIE BIT ME
Sunghoon: *crying* Please just take me
Niki: I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
Jake: *voice raspy* Well maybe if he didn't throw away his shot-
Sunoo: Where's my knife-
Heeseung: WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE
Jay: *takes hand of steering wheel and clasps his hands together* Jesus, take the wheel
Jungwon jumping out of his seat: JAY WE'RE GONNA CRASH
Sunghoon: *grabs Jungwon* Let us die in peace if you really love us
Jungwon: HOW IS CRASHING "DYING IN PEACE"?
Heeseung: I'M NOT READY TO MEET GOD
Sunoo: *looking at his nails with his leg crossed over the other* Yeah no, me neither, he'd probably hate me. I'm gonna need a facial first
Jungwon: DOES ANYONE IN THIS VEHICLE TAKE ANYTHING SERIOU-
•••
The manager: So that's how you 6 ended up in jail?
Heeseung: *on the phone at the police station* Pretty much
Niki: I just wanna say that none of this was my fault-
Jungwon: *leaning against the wall* Shut the fuck up
The manager: So then what happened with Sunoo?
Heeseung: I have no idea. The police were gonna cuff him but then he looked at them and they let him go
Heeseung: He refused to vouch for us unless Niki gives him the AUX cord next time and free iced coffees for the rest of the year
Sunoo: *sitting outside the cell* It's a very simple offer compared to my previous ones. You're welcome
The manager: *sighs* Alright, I'm coming
Heeseung: Kay thanks love you bye-*hangs up* Manager's coming
Niki: Well I'd say this was a great road trip
Jungwon: If you open your mouth one more time before I get an hour's rest and some coffee in me, I'm gonna strangle you
Jake: What's got him all worked up?
Jay: Gee, I wonder-
