A Lying witch and a warden

                                    

                                          
Hi, future Jx here... Please stop what you are doing and go back to enjoying your life and touch grass, so you don't have to endure the ninth circle of hell that is this fic.... Seriously it makes zero sense whatsoever and I literally just combined TOH, Scott Pilgrim and Borderlands into this.... Do not read this if you wanna be spared of the cringe...



In the nightmare known as Connecticut/Middle School,Y/N L/N and Luz Noceda were in the principal's office
Y/N's POV 
Well,it's almost time for summer and me and Luz are already in the office....Me for a fight and Luz....probably the book report
Luz:So what are you in for y/n?
Luz Noceda:Magic and fantasy fanatic/Protagonist A
Y/n:Well besides me helping you with your book report.....I got in a fight,An awesome fight!
Y/N L/N:Video Game fanatic and Male Equivalent of Ramona Flowers/ Protagonist B
Luz:Did you win?
Y/n:eh,not really...
Luz:Well at least your honest?Hey what period is it?
Y/n:6th...
Luz:Wow we have a hour left of school and you got in a fight?Man you must be way awesome that I think you are!
Y/N:yeah.... you could say that....
One book report ending with a rocket launcher later
Luz:And that's the end!
Camila:End of what?
Camila Noceda:Luz's Mom
Y/N:Out book report..
Principal:Your book report is why you two are in here..
Principal Who Cares:Never seen in the story every after this episode
(Outside of the office)
Kids:*screaming with snakes of the loose*
(Back inside)
Luz:Oh those were backup snakes!
 D/N:And what's with the fireworks?
D/n:Only parent that stayed around for y/n
Y/N:I don't know,some Killer Queen like after show?
Camila:Mija,I love your creativity,but It's gotten out of hand...remember the last three times you were brought in here?
D/N:Same goes for you y/n,both of your mindsets are gonna be the death of both of you considering how much trouble it's gotten both of you into..
Y/N:I mean it wasn't that bad...
Flashback 1
Cut to Luz and Y/n in a play with him holding a bow and (fake) arrow
Y/n:Surrender now demon!
Luz:Never!
Luz then proceeds to stab herself with a fake knife pulling out sausages while Y/N launches an arrow while other students fled screaming.
Flashback 2
So here's Luz and Y/n in class making this mix of a griffin and Spiders(terrifying when you imagine it)