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Marion and Marin: *exists*
Fred: I only knew them for about a day and a half
George: but if anyone dared to kill them which is nearly impossible btw
Both: I'll kill everyone in this room and on Voldemort's or Dumbledore's side, murder umbridge, steal the resurrection stone, burn umbridge and keep her ashes, and then prepare some mushroom soup while awaiting their return.
Harry: um I'll just pass you the stone ok please don't do any of the others on your list because it's likely I'll be in the same room
Draco: you touch Harry and I'll kill you
Blaise: if you touch Theodore I'll rip out all your limbs
Pansy: dare to touch my daph and I'll crucio you to oblivion.
Daphne: that's cute but this is going a little too far
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The daily argument
Uma: GIVE ME MAH TREATS
Harry: NO YOU GODDAMN SNAKE YOURE ALREADY SO HEAVY I HAVE BACKACHE JUST CARRYING YOU
Uma: I AM THE KING HERE
Harry: NO I AM YOUR MASTER SO YOU BOW TO ME PEASANT
Uma: GIVE ME MAH TREATS OR ILL BITE YOU IN THE ASS
Harry: TRY ME SNAKE
Draco, Blaise and Theo walk in
Draco: Harry will you go on a date-
Harry: NOT NOW NOW YOU LISTEN HERE SNAK-
Blaise, comforting a sobbing Draco who started wailing crying that Harry rejected him: hey what are they saying anyway
Theo:...this is a stupid discussion Harry.
Draco: WHY CANT I EVER DO ANYTHING RIGHTTTT
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Last names
Fred: NO IT SHOULD BE WEASWARD! OR WEASLEY-WIZENWARD WE COME FIRST
Marin: HECK NO ITLL BE WIZENWARD WEASLEY WE COME FIRST
Fred: WEASLEY WIZENWARD
Marin: WIZENWARD WEASLEY
Marion, sighing in the corner while he reads a highly educational book in George's lap: do we actually need this practically useless argument just to decide the name of a store
George, who was tying marion's hair into braids for no reason while brewing a bomb next to them: yes
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Daily life in the Slytherin common room
Pansy: I WIN
Blaise: FUCK YOU
Daphne: excuse me but she's mine
Blaise: I DIDNT MEAN THAT
Theo, who just walked in:...
Blaise: oh shit
Theo: good morning zabini did you have a good sleep
Blaise: IM SORRY THEO THEO DONT BE ANGRY
Theo, while grabbing a cup of very hot tea: I'm not angry zabini
Blaise: I'm sor-"
Theo splashes the tea all over Blaise: go and die asshole
And proceeds to storm back up to the dormitory and slam the door. Blaise kowtows to the fireplace
Harry: blaise are you alive?
Draco: don't bother with this fool Harry give me the attention I deserve
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Christmas at the malfoy manor
Pansy: GIVE ME THOSE TINSILS
Blaise: NO
Pansy: GIVE IT
Blaise: NOOOOOO
daphne: milli can I have the ribbon?"
Millicent: sure!"
Daphne: help me get a star from draco please Crabbe
Millicent: the blue one
Crabbe passes the blue star. Goyle is making chocolate
Draco, covered in shiny stars, stands before Harry in a starfish pose. Attempting to get attention
Harry rolling around laughing while uma is cackling and putting glitter all over draco. Shinsei is scratching at the tree, and mariya grabs her and runs to Matthew.
Mariya: LOOK MATTY SO FLUFFY
Abaddon: yes mari please put her down you're crushing her
Mariya: WAIT I NEED A BOW
Shinsei: Master Hadrian save meeeeeee
Fred and George laughing crazily as they arrange firecrackers all over the room
Marin and Marion are making a Christmas tree three times the size of the one daphne was decorating.
Pansy and Blaise crash into the cupboard as Theo walks in, dragging a wagon full of snow.
Theo: ...SNOW FIGHT
Fred:YES SMART KID I LIKE HIM GEORGEY
George: GREAT SMART KID I LIKE HIM FREDDEY
Fred: LETS GET THE ADOPTION PAPERS
George: LETS JUST KIDNAP HIM
Blaise: YOU NOT GONNA COME NEAR MAH MAN
Pansy: HEY GIVE ME MAH TINSILS
Harry: draco please take those stars off!"
Draco: Notice me senpai
Harry: but we're the same age-
Daphne: the crown please milli
Millicent: here, and you're about to fall off the ladder
Daphne: thanks mil
Snape, who just walked in:...never mind
Lucius: lets keep mr black and mr lupin away from here, before we have to deal with 11 kids, 4 mature people, 2 robots(Crabbe and goyle), a snake and a desperate cat.
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I'm dead hehe
So uh
As for their abilities regarding the bracelets
Here's the ones that have been decided
Harry: a detachable snake that can bite people, basically a real life snake, poisonous
Theo: merlins book that can see the future
Draco: his dragon is psychic-
Blaise: twin swords, auto swordsman mode, can levitate, can be fire sword water sword anything
Millicent: can unlock the gate of the red bird, which I'll not tell you what it does
Pansy: mind control voodoo lala

And the ones missing issss
Fred(the other half)
George(one half of a cracked mirror)
Daphne(two hearts made of leaves)
Crabbe (crab-)
Goyle(a chest)
Mariya(a trident)
Matthew(a dragon- Chinese? Japanese???)
Luna(a crescent moon)
Marin(one half of a shattered ball, basically uh)

And the ones missing issssFred(the other half)George(one half of a cracked mirror)Daphne(two hearts made of leaves)Crabbe (crab-)Goyle(a chest)Mariya(a trident)Matthew(a dragon- Chinese? Japanese???)Luna(a crescent moon)Marin(one half of a shatter...

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Marion(the other half)
Do you have any ideas on what they could be cuz all I did was come up with what the charms will be not the ability. Shit I'm damn dumb

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