Chapter 8: A Crazy Plan

                                    

                                          
Noa and Kai to the center of the asteroid where all the animals had gathered to listen to Shangri Llama cussing at Sid, who had apparently pulled out a diamond out of one of the walls, which had caused the entire asteroid to collapse 
                          
"Now we're all doomed! Doomed!" The Shangri Llama exclaimed as everyone gasped in horror
                          
"And now, I think I have a fever. Thank you so much, doofus!" The llama spat 
                          
"Hey! Easy there, llama! This is the doofus of my dreams. He meant well" Brooke defended 
                          
"Oh, he meant well. Who cares?" The llama shouted 
                          
"So much for serenity" Peaches muttered to her fiancé 
                          
"Three hundred years of peace and harmony undone by a colossally, incredibly, stupendous stupid sloth!" The llama snapped as his entire body turned grey, old, tattered and thin
                          
Everyone gasped and one by one, the animals that were residents of Geotopia were instantaneously turning old
                          
"Oh, Brooke" Sid gasped in distress as the gorgeous sloth's youthful features sagged and her vibrant fur went grey
                          
"Wow! You guys got old" Granny observed as he turned to the bunny 
                          
"Whatever we had, it's over" Granny said as she waddled away while waving 
                          
"That's what happens when you date a cougar" the bunny sobbed 
                          
"I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama" Sid apologized as the Shangri Llama laughed brokenly 
                          
"Sorry. Sorry? Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, does it, you little- AAAAAHHHHH!" The llama screamed in Sid's face 
                          
"I need a bubble bath or a massage. Who knows acupuncture? I need to let my anger out. Let it out! I've been pent up for too long. AAAHHH!" The llama screamed as he pulled on his ears in agony 
                          
"I want to hit something. Someone give me their face" the llama growled
                          
"That's it!" Buck cried as he interrupted the dramatization 
                          
"Pent-up energy. Earth's most powerful propulsion device is right in front of us" Buck continued
                          
"Who? Spitty McGee here?" Granny asked as she pointed at the spitting llama with her cane as Buck shoved the llama to the side 
                          
"The volcano! That's our magnet launcher. All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it" Buck said as he grabbed Diego's face and turned him to stare at the volcano 
                          
"That's a crazy plan!" Diego protested
                          
"You're a crazy plan" Buck replied 
                          
"That doesn't even make any sense" Diego said 
                          
"And what are you? A professor of logic? Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow-" Buck poked Diego's face when Diego roared angrily in Buck's face
                          
"You see? Tremendous pressure leads to tremendous explosion" Buck smirked as he walked away like he made an important point as Sid looked at him 
                          
"And you call yourself a professor" Sid huffed sternly as he walked towards Buck 
                          
"Right. We need all the crystals to loaded into the volcano, pronto" Buck announced 
                          
"What? No! I'm not giving you my crystals. We need them to rebuild our sanctuary" the Shangri Llama protested as everyone started tittering when Brooke whistled as everyone went silent 
                          
"May i remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep" Brooke said sternly 
                          
"No, you may not" the llama replied stubbornly