42. Lumione (Lucius x Hermione)

                                    

                                          


                          
-1000000000000000000000000/10
                          
Wut. I'm confused. Why do people ship things like this. Snamione, Bellamione, and now Lumione. They're the golden trio of awful ships that involve Hermione. 
                          
Let's take a deep breath........... and do this calmly. 
                          
Why is this a thing?
                          
You know what? Screw this. Doing it calmly is to hard. Imma pull a movie Dumbledore and say it NOT calmly. You may want to cover your ears. 
                          
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OMG WHYYYYYYYYY DOES THIS EXIST????????????
                          
There. Is. An. AGE FREAKING GAP. IS IT REALLY SO HARD?
                          
HERMIONE. LOVES. RON! LUCIUS. MARRIED. NARCISSA!
                          
AHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
                          
I mean, people may think this is a good ship because Lucius was WAYYYY nicer in the movies than he was in the books. Stupid movie watchers. 
                          
Let me say it one more time, and lets hope you might finally understand. AGEEEEEE GAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
                          
That clear? Good. 
                          
Pros:
                          
Nope. No pros
                          
Cons:
                          
1. AGE GAP
                          
2. Lucius hated anyone of Muggle descent, and constantly called Hermione the M word. (m*dblood)
                          
3. He is a narcissist, and a racist, and also I hate him. 
                          
4. Also, HE WAS A DEATH EATER AND TRIED TO KILL HER AND HER FRIENDS MULTIPLE TIMES
                          


                          
Also, thanks for over 450 views! I guess people enjoy listening to my very biased opinion :)