dobby was a free house elf who was looking for a lover..he tryed every were..harry..rons rat...hagrid..Dumbledore, but none of them gave dobby the feeling he was looking for...until
I couldn't stop thinking about hedwig and her saying my name, it gives me a real hard on....but Dumbledore is still in my way
But I got a plan I will take Dumbledore on a date and try to get some dirty evidence, I'll take him to the movies
I reached for my iPhone 12
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I opened up my phone and it had already been on a picture of ET
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Or it was just a picture of Ron's pee-pee
There was really no way of knowing
I swiped off it and looked up movies that are playing in the movie theatre
'Call me by you name' catch My eye I never heard it, from what it was called it would be very confusing for a dog I decide to watch the trailer
After I finished it I said to myself 'ew gay '
After that I decide to take a break and let neville give me head
After that I went back on my phone and looked at other movies
Sadly there was no other movies playing tonight to I had to go with the gay one 'ew gay' I thought to myself once more
Anyways after that I let neville give me head again
The next day I went to Dumbledores office to try to get him to go to this movie with me, so I can him drunk and then kill him and where is skin-
I mean that's plan b
Anyways I didn't knock because I don't care
I opened to door and there he was
Shaving his skinny chicken legs at his desk
And blah blah blah I gave him head to make him want to go to the movies with me and then he said yes
Excellent
My plan is going good so far
I went back to my room and practice my Kermit the frog impressions
