Chapter 1 the big news

                                    

                                          
Harleys pov
                          
I woke up to puddin pushing me a little 
                          
"Harley wake up doll face"-joker
                          
I dont even know why he's waking me up this early he knows i hate it but thats the joker for you
                          
"Come on doll face we have a meeting"-joker
                          
"I dont feel good tho"-harley 
                          
"Of course you dont"-joker
                          
He rolled his eyes and walked out the room im guessing it was to go to the meeting then i got this nause feeling like i was gonna throw up i ran to the bathroom and threw up i just sat the on the floor after i was done i don't understand 
                          
Why i was feeling like this i mean the joker and i did mess around last night but we do that almost every night so I couldn't be pregnant right?
                          
Well i guess were about to find out I always keep a secret box of pregnancy test behind to the toilet don't judge me it has come in handy with cat bitch and ivy 
                          
I peed on the test and waited for 30 minutes i went to grabe the test but i was to scared to 
                          
"Come on harley you have done almost every bad thing you can imagine so a pregnancy test shouldn't scare you"- i wispered to myself
                          
I flipped it over and it was a plus the same pluse i saw when ivy and cat bitch took it omg i was pregnant no I wasn't ready for a baby and what would j think
                          
I just walked back to bed and laid down stareing at the ceiling it only felt like a couple minutes but i guess 2 hours went by and j walked in
                          
"Harley why are you still in bed"-joker
                          
"Puddin i have to tell you something"-harley
                          
"What could it possibly be this time harles"-joker
                          
"Im im....."-harley 
                          
"Gosh hurry up harles"-joker
                          
"Im pregnant puddin!"-harley
                          
I yelled it pretty loud that I could hear myself and i was sure bats heard to
                          
"Your pregnant"-joker
                          
"surprise"-harley
                          
I was sure j was going to hit me then dump me but instead he comforted me with a warmish hug
                          
"Yes im going to have a little side kick"-joker
                          
"Puddin im not sure i want our baby around that stuff tho"- harley
                          
Ok I might be a sick eveil crul person but I wouldn't put my baby in danger 
                          
"What he or she is gonna be introduced to it anyways i mean were her parents and we live in Gotham"-joker
                          
He had a point and we couldn't just leave either i mean we made this city our home our kingdom and we already made a name for ourselves here so if we left this would all be for nothing