1.4|Baano • (〒﹏〒)

                                    

                                          

                            

                                
                            
                              
                                  
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
                            
                          
                          

Armaan was moaning with ecstasy. His heart and soul were going through a wonderful experience. His love was growing more intense as this pleasure was increasing by every passing second.
His first love was doing wonders to him. Making him restless. He wanted to devour his love for rest his life.
His first love.
BUTTER CHICKEN
(😜😜😜 You thought it's Baano?)
After Armaan shifted into Jasbir uncle's home, he adviced Jasbir uncle to keep Banto aunty as a househelp.
Jasbir uncle actually liked the idea. First of all, he himself was old and couldn't do even the simplest task without getting tired. Secondly, Baano's food was a torture. And lastly, Armaan told him that Banto aunty makes delicious Butter Chicken. And no man denies good food.
Armaan and Jasbir Singh were sitting in the lawn and inhaling the delicious aroma of mouth-watering Butter Chicken with a delightful smile plastered on their faces. Oh! They were dying to unite with their love. Only its thought made their stomachs grumble.
"Dinner is ready." Baano's words seemed like they were going to be awarded with the Oscar. Well, for them Butter Chicken is no less than Oscar itself.
The way to dinning table, those ten steps were so impatient and restless. And when they seated on chairs, it felt like they sat on the throne of the emperor of universe. Their love for Butter Chicken was as enormous as universe. 
This is BUTTER CHICKEN - a love story.
Banto aunty came out of the kitchen with a plate of meal in her hands and put it in front of Jasbir uncle.
"Where is MY Butter Chicken?" Armaan asked impatiently. 
"It's here!" Baano came there limping.
This girl is too stubborn. She is again walking with fractured leg. 
B for Baano. B for Butter Chicken. B for Banto aunty. And J for Jasbir uncle. Except for the last one, he loves them all. B is his lucky alphabet from now onwards. And he immediately decided that his next project's title will start with B.
Who wants to smack his head now? 
With a smile adorning his features he made a morsel and gladly ate it.
Haye haye mirchi! 
Uff uff mirchi!
At the same time Mr. Bhalla's notorious kids played music on high volume.
Wow! What a great timing they have!
This is exactly what Armaan wanted scream at the top pitch of his voice. Since when Butter Chicken became so spicy.
"How is it, Armaan?" Baano smirked.
Oh! His dreamgirl turned out to be a nightmare. 
"Yeah, it's good." He dared to speak when he wanted shout "this is the worst Butter Chicken I ever ate!"
"Only good?" She asked with fake disappointment. 
"No, it's ridiculously the worst ever Butter Chicken ever cooked on this earth. Even the aliens would cook better than this." This is what he screamed in his mind. But it was Baano he was talking to and he had no intention to be a victim of her beating session so he smiled and said, "It's the most delicious Butter Chicken I ever ate." 
"Yeah, I know. I have cooked it with my own hands only for you. You did such a great thing at my home, this is nothing in front of that."
He was crying inwardly. Why he had to do it? He could simply ask for alliance. But no! He has to show heroism even when he knows he is not a hero but a director, who has a very bad habit of going against the right direction. 
He looked at Jasbir uncle, who was eating Butter Chicken with so much satisfaction. Making a sad face he tried to eat his own Butter Chicken, but he coughed.
His Butter Chicken moment got ruined. Now how he will post on instagram, "If there is heaven then it's definitely where Butter Chicken is." Because his so-called heaven turned out to be hell. All thanks goes to whom? Of course Baano, even her name ends with NO, how come not his love story would end with NO as well.
Right now point to be noted are:
☆ his second love snatched away his first love from him.
☆ B for Baano will make his life H for hell.
☆ But he won't be Armaan Gill if he himself not smack his head again and again, so yeah, the Romeo inside him is still alive.
☆ and the most important one, he will add this Mirchi mania in his next project.
*You are free to smack his head in your dream.*
☆ at last the conclusion is, if corona was a person and met Armaan than it would have definitely suicide. Don't ask me why.
☆ it means if Armaan was real than corona would have ended long ago because terror of corona is nothing in front of his terror of perfection. 
☆ I am damn sure corona must be thanking God for not creating any Armaan for real.
☆ and I am praying that corona don't come to me for revenge.
Back to the story,
Zor ka jhatka haye zoro'n se laga aa'n laga.
The song blared in their neighbourhood. Like seriously! Are Mr. Bhalla's kids mind readers. They are playing exactly what he is feeling. 
Bach ke rehna re baba. 
Back ke rehna re. 
Bach ke rehna re baba. 
Tujhpe nazar hai.
Baano smirked, this song was exactly what she wanted to say.
Ho lut gaye hum toh teri mahobatt mein.
This is what Armaan's heart was saying.
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A short chapter. But trust me it was very hard to write. I salute Kapil Sharma for making the whole country laugh, it's so tough. I am not even sure if Armaan and Butter Chicken's tragic love story was good enough. 
Next chapter will be the last and longest one. I will update it on weekend, not going to compromise with its ending. And sorry I can't just stick to one story for long. But trust me, this is nothing in front of upcoming stories.
Now most important thing,
a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to 
seekratt