A/N: These songs have nothing to do with the chapters I just like them. If you don't like texting scenes then you can just skip this chapter, its not really that important I just thought I'd add it so you can see that these people actually use the group chat. If there is a chapter that you can skip I will add it in an authors note at the start of the chapter
This chapter has no POV
In the group chat 'The Gay Group'
Dumb-Blonde:
Why the hell is this group called 'The Gay Group'?
Gay-queen
Because I wanted to call the group that. Don't like it then leave. Oh wait if you leave then you won't be able to talk to Harry
Golden_Boy
Why was my name mentioned?
Gay-queen
No reason Harry
Dumb-slytherin
Is everyone seeing this? Pansy actually calling Harry by his first name
Gay-queen
Well it makes Hermione happy if I call Harry by his first name
Dumb-Ginger
We all know you're only doing this so Hermione doesn't nag you about completing homework
Gay-queen
Come on Hermione doesn't nag me to complete homework
Smartest Girl
Yeah we all know that is a lie Pansy, I always nag people to get their homework done
Dumb-Ginger
Yeah Hermione has a point, me and Harry have been friends with her since first year and she has never let us skip a homework due date.
Golden_Boy
Yep Hermione has never let us skip, but at least with Hermione's constant nagging we have never been late with handing homework in
Dumb-Blonde
How did you and Ron survive to 6th year with Hermione's constant nagging about when homework is assigned and when homework is due Harry?
Golden_Boy
Well its pretty simple Malfoy, alot of the time we just end up ignoring Hermione and did you just call me Harry, Malfoy?
Dumb-Blonde
Pfft you wish Potter no I didn't just call you by your first name Potter. Pansy stole my phone and typed that part of the message
Golden_Boy
You wish that I would care Malfoy
Dumb-Ginger
Can't you guys just say that you love each other, its clear that you guys are in love with each other
Dumb-slytherin
Wow Ron actually just said something smart. Wasn't aware that anyone from the weasley family could say anything smart
Dumb-Ginger
I should be offended by that by I'm actually not because I am actually pretty dumb, that's probably only going to be the smart thing I ever say on this group chat
Golden_Boy
What are you trying to say Ron. Me and Draco hate each other. Always have and always will hate Malfoy
Dumb-Blonde
For once Potter has actually said something smart. And I have to agree with him on this one point. I have always hated Potter and I always will hate you Potter
Golden_Boy
Nice to know Malfoy. But shouldn't we try to be civil for the sake of our friends.
Dumb-Blonde
Fuck no. I would rather die than say one nice thing to you Potter
Draco's mind: If only Harry knew that I didn't mean that. Yeah its true what Ron said I am hopelessly in love with Potter but he isn't even gay so why bother telling him that I like him. They would be no point. Probably Ron found out that I like Harry from Blaise.
Golden_Boy
Nice to know we still have the same old Malfoy as before. Are you ever gonna change Malfoy or are you gonna stay the same selfish prat you were before?
Dumb-Blonde
I have changed Potter, you just can't see it cause your oblivious as fuck
Dumb-Ginger
Yeah Harry is oblivious, almost as oblivious as me
Smartest Girl
Yep Harry is oblivious
Gay-queen
Yeah even I have to agree with that one he's just oblivious but then again Draco is also oblivious so it works out
Dumb-slytherin
Yeah Harry is oblivious but then again Pansy has a point so is Draco
Golden_Boy
Why is everyone picking on me?
Dumb-Blonde
Cause of the fact that you are as oblivious as fuck
Golden_Boy
Yeah well your friends said you were oblivious as well, or could you just mot see that
Smartest Girl
Guys, Dorms just got posted and to save you guys the trouble of having to look for yourselves I'm gonna tell you guys in this group chat so Ron is in a dorm with Blaise, I'm in a dorm with Pansy and Harry you have to share a dorm with Draco
Harry's mind: You have got to be kidding me, sharing a dorm at school for the whole year with my enemy no less well this will be a fun year
Draco's mind: Ok then guess I'm sharing a dorm with Harry. I mean I guess now I have a chance to find out if Harry is gay cause if he isn't this will be a long year for me
Pansy's mind: YES My ship can finally have a chance to sail
Hermione's mind: If this works and Harry and Draco get together then they will be so cute together
Ron's mind: Draco better not do anything to hurt Harry he's been through enough with losing his parents and having to live with his aunt and uncle cause honestly they don't seem like nice people to live with
Blaise's mind: Ok then Draco better not do anything to fuck this up cause honestly me and Pansy have had enough of hearing Draco complain about the fact that Harry doesn't pay attention to him at school.
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