𝐈 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮||𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲

                                    

                                          
"Could you chew your gum any louder?" I ask my best friend, Rodrick, who is currently pushing all my buttons. Even him breathing makes me annoyed. 
                          
"Sure." He says and starts chomping his gum louder. 
                          
"Quit being annoying, Rodrick, it's really not attractive."
                          
"Who got your panties in a wad?" He asks. He smirks. "Oh. Shark Week?"
                          
"Fuck you."
                          
"No thanks. You're not really my type."
                          
"You're nauseating."
                          
"You're no picnic to look at either, but I put up with you."
                          
I sigh and pick up my phone.
                          
"Hey! It was a joke." He says. 
                          
"That's what your parents said when they took one look at you." I retort. I'm done with his shit. 
                          
"Ouch." He says sarcastically. "What the fuck is your problem?"
                          
"My problem!? You gotta be kidding me!?" I ask angrily. 
                          
"Oh, my god. Do you ever shut up?"
                          
"You're on my fuckin' last nerve, you fucking-" He cuts me off my kissing me aggressively. 
                          
And... I kiss him back? I thought we hate each other. 
                          
"I guess you do shut up."
                          
"I thought you said I wasn't your type?" I ask. 
                          
He shrugs. "Guess y'are."
                          
"I hate you." I say and kiss him again. 
                          
"Can we hate each other in my room?" He asks. I nod.
                          
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What the fuck was this? I feel like we all had a crush on Rodrick at some point... Or it might just be me. Thank y'all for 8k reads btw! 
                          
XoXo,
RK