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SNO 

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Bryan: What's a thot?

Xylo: It's a thoughtful person! (Got it from Jackson.)

*later at a Packhaven  & Mythspire feast*

Mario: Here's the salt, Bryan.

Bryan: Thanks Alpha, you're such a thot!

Mario: *spits out water*

*Aggressive laughing in the background, and a lot of "u h o h" from Jackson*

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Jackson: How do Bryan and Xylo usually get out of these messes?

Mario: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one out. 

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FTO

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Mario: Okay, truth or dare?

Bryan: Truth...?

Mario: How many hours have you slept this week?

Bryan:

Bryan: Dare.

Mario: I dare you to go to sleep.

Bryan: I don't like this game.

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Mario: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Bryan, melting the key: Truly unfortunate.

(During season 1)

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Mario: Bryan and I don't have nicknames for each other. 

David: Uh-huh. Hey, what was that stupid little insect that was yellow with black stripes and made honey?

Mario: A.... Bee?

Bryan, from upstairs: What is it Ruru?

David: Don't lie to my face ever again.

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Bryan: We're doomed!

Mario: Well, you've lived a decent life, haven't you?

Bryan: I'm still young-!

Mario: I said decent, not long.

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