Sapnap: Wait, wait, wait, wait, you guys have had sex before?????
                          
Quackity: I mean.... yeah?
                          
Quackity: I mean it only happened once though, maybe twice.?
                          
Sapnap: Sooo.... you guys are dating 
                          
Quackity: I guess? I actually don't know. 
                          
Sapnap: Holy shit, I don't know if I should be proud or scared.
                          
Quackity: Do you think Karl will be mad?
                          
Sapnap: Well... not sure, maybe seeing as you lied to us.

                          
Quackity: I'm sorry, Schlatt told me to lie.
                          
Sapnap: He told you too? Can't you just... not listen?
                          
Quackity: It's not like that, you wouldn't understand.
                          
Sapnap: Sure I would, try and explain it. 
                          
Quackity: I'd much rather talk about it in person when Schlatt isn't around.
                          
Sapnap: Wait Schlatt's around? 
                          
Quackity: I'm at his house dipshit.
                          
Sapnap: How the fuck was I supposed to know that, asshole.
                          
Quackity: Dickhead.
                          
Sapnap: Cunt.

                          
Quackity: Prick.
                          
Sapnap: Oh got to go, Karl woke up, love you
                          
Quackity: Love you too, talk to you later.
                          
I let out a long sigh, setting the phone down on the coffee table, lying down. I glance back up to the clock slowly ticking away. 5:45.
                          
I close my eyes a bit, the headache coming back. I finally decide to fix the issue instead of complaining about it. I get up from the couch, trying not to get up too quickly. 
                          
I get up and walk towards the kitchen, the medicine cabinet to be spacific. I quickly open the cabinet, searching through it for some Ibuprofen or some shit. 
                          
I quickly find some and pop some in my mouth, taking some water and washing it down. I stretch a bit, deciding I'll get up and do something. I decide to brush my teeth.
                          
I walk towards the bathroom, opening the mirror cabinet and getting out my tooth brush. The silence in the air was deafening, the only noise of the cabinet opening and the buzzing of the light. As I close the cabinet I could see my reflection. The reflection was a sight to see for sure. My shirt was gone, I could've sworn I had one on last night. Guess not! 
                          
I look in the reflection for a bit, looking over the bruises and hickeys down my chest. Holy shit. Yeah we definitely had sex. I ignore the reflection and grab the tooth brush out and had brushed my teeth.
                          
--------time skip wOOoOooOoooo 6:32am, he's been chilling at the kitchen counter
                          
I hear the sound of someone stumbling down the stairs and was he one hell of a sight. His hair was everywhere, he didn't have a shirt either. 
                          
     "Morning, you look like hell." I laugh, walking over to him.
     "I was tired as all fuck." He walks over to me and hugs me.
     "Also, where's your shirt?" He asks, stepping away from the hug.
     "I could ask the same about you." I look him up and down. I watch as he looks down and notices. 
     "Damn, yeah, I went to bed with a shirt on. It was also hot as fuck last night." Schlatt looks at me. 
      "Yep, makes sense, also. Why do I have so many hickeys down my chest." I ask, leaning onto the counter. I watch as Schlatt looks down at my chest and squints down trying to remember.
     "Oh god damnit." Schlatt finally sighs, closing his eyes.
     "Well uhm....?" I ask, raising an eyebrow.
     "We shouldn't have gotten drunk." I watch as Schlatt begins to get distressed, putting his hands through his hair. Before Schlatt could say anymore I had grabbed his face and placed a kiss onto his lips, shutting him up real quickly.

                          
I pull away from the kiss. 
     "Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I enjoyed it." I giggled to myself, calming him down. 
     "I still feel kinda bad." Schlatt mumbles under his breath.
     "You're fine, let's get ready for work." I reassured him, walking towards the stairs to get my clothes.
     "Yeah..." Schlatt smiles to himself, following me upstairs to get ready.
                          
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OKAY Y'ALL THIS IS A ENTIRE REWRITE.
                          
If you're wondering why I scrapped the overdose reason, I did it because I feel like it had been random and shit, so I got rid of it. I'm planning on having the same overdose thing later, just not exactly right now <3 Hope y'all understand
                          
:)
                          
Summary: Quackity told Sapnap he's with Schlatt. Quackity doesn't remember they had sex. Schlatt doesn't remember and feels bad. Quackity and Schlatt both quietly agree to forget about the whole ordeal, they are going to work.