Pizza Delivery

                                    

                                          
Espio: Hurry up with those chairs, Charmy. It's after closing and I'd like to go to bed!
                          
[phone rings]
                          
Charmy: I got it, I got it! Coming. [leaps for the phone, but Espio answers it first. Charmy falls to the floor and exclaims]
                          
Espio: Hello? Sorry, sir, we're close... [Vector snatches phone]
                          
Vector: Howdy, there, Chaotix Detective Agency. How could I help you? [customer explains order over phone] Pizza? [eyes turn into dollar signs] Um... Of course we have pizza.
                          
Espio: Uhh, Vector...
                          
Vector: Our delivery chameleon will bring it right over. [hangs up]
                          
Espio: Vector, we don't serve pizza. [Vector gets a plate of hamburgers and turns it into pizza. Then he puts it in a box] We don't deliver.
                          
Vector: We don't deliver, [gives Espio the pizza] but you do.
                          
Espio: Can't you just get Charmy to do it?
                          
Vector: Great idea! Take him with you. [Charmy sneaks over smiling big]
                          
Espio: That's not what I had in mind!
                          
Charmy: Front end... check. Antenna... [touches the boat antenna making it vibrate] check. Bumper... check. Bumper sticker... [bumper sticker says "I Brake For Sea Urchins"] ...check. [uncaps the tire pressure and puts his mouth in it, causing him to inflate like a balloon, and talk in a squeaky, high pitched voice while he is now the size of a giant parade balloon] Tire pressure! [blows out the rest of the pressure in Espio's face, returning him to his normal size and voice] ...check. Vehicle inspection complete! We're really making history here, Espio. That lucky customer is going to get the first Hamburger Pizza ever!
                          
Espio: Good, then you drive.[tosses his hat away]
                          
Charmy: I can't. I'm still in Boating School.
                          
Espio: Come on, Charmy. It's just around the corner.
                          
Charmy: Well, yeah, but...
                          
Espio: Just do what you do in school.
                          
Charmy: Well, okay. Wait, don't tell me.
                          
Espio: Back it up.
                          
Charmy: Huh?
                          
Espio: Back... it up.
                          
Charmy: Right, back... it up. [tries to move the stick shift down]
                          
Espio: Back it up!
                          
Charmy: Okay, okay!
                          
Espio: Shift into reverse, Charmy!
                          
Charmy: Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. [Charmy imagines the words "FORWARD" and "BACKWARD" turning into Korean characters, 앞으로가 (FORWARD) and 뒤로가 (BACKWARD)]
                          
Espio: Back it up!
                          
Charmy: [shifts gears] Backing up! Backing up! [boat backs up really fast]
                          
Espio: [tries to get the wheel] Gimme the wheel, SpongeBob. Give me the wheel!
                          
Charmy: Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up! [they go over a bumpy area with rocks and then they spin around and around and around, screaming. The next morning, the boat goes over five hills] Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. [boat stops with no fuel left] Backing up.
                          
Espio: Well... you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? [echoing] We're in the middle of nowhere!
                          
Charmy: And you know what else else? I think the pizza's getting cold.