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You stood there with an awkward smile, the two glared continuesly like they where playing mario kart with the blue shell. You start to frown slowly, your heart beating crazy from the fact two handsome fellow are here, but they are hella mad.
                          
"Vhat are you doing here victor."
                          
"It's vector with an E wig snatched man."
                          
Vector replied threatenly as Gru held his chest and gasped dramatically, you stood there eating salty popcorn as the two continue to bicker. Then you choke on your popcorn, the two stop as you coughed aggresively and they tried to help you but fortunately our lord and savior shrek arrived. 
                          
The green hot monster wore a priest outfit splattered with yummy brown mud, his skin soft and moisturised indicating he took a big hawt bath in his stanky swamp.
                          
He held a book written 'its all ogre now', he raised his hand and cite a phrase with his segsci cracked voice.
                          
"Shrek is love."
                          
"Shrek is life."
                          
You finished his sentence as you wap infront of the two hawt losers. Shrek agreed with your statement and worshat you with all his might. You feel so blessed and discostang at his presence then Shrek held your arm and dragged you into the abyss.
                          
You screamed bloody hell as Gru and vEctor tried to help you but failed, Gru used his freeze ray to the all mighty Shrek but it didn't affect him as Shrek mirrored the attack making Gru frozen on the ground. vEctor used his hawt octopus gun and aims at you. Its slimy tentacles grasping you weirdly as you gag in disgust. Shrek got so angry he became buffer than hulk and bite the motherfucking octopus making you fall into the darkness.
                          
"You have sinned."
                          
Said Shrek.
                          
"I didn't touch your stinky stanky swamp hoe-"
                          
Shrek felt rage in his body as he smash you on the ground.
                          
"SHREK SMASHHH."
                          
Then you blacked out, poor soul.