Icythot: guysss guess whattt
Bakuhoe: don't fucking guess. It's so shitty
Icythot: um, RuDe
Less-emo bird: oooohhh, what is it?
Icythot:...
Icythot: hawks, you already know
Less-emo bird: ohhhhh, that thing
Icythot: *insert facepalm*
Sonic: I don't mean to intrude, but I believe you started this conversation with a subjunctive that hasn't yet been revealed?
Icythot: oh yeahhh
Icythot: I get to babysit Nakano
Burnt toast: HAWKS?! YOU TRUST MY LITTLE BROTHER WITH OUR CHILD?!
less-emo bird: I could've let your dad babysit
Burnt toast: we don't call him that here
Less-emo bird: oh yeah sorry, I could've let the dumpster fire babysit
Burnt toast: touché
Burnt toast: BUT SHOTO?!
Less-emo bird: Fuyumi was busssyyyyy
Less-emo bird: and I really don't trust Natsuo
Natsuo: you know what, I can't even get mad about that
Burnt toast: YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED MIRIKO
less-emo bird: she has hero workkkk
Burnt toast: DOESN'T SHOTO HAVE ONLINE SCHOOL?!
Icythot: the child is more important that stupid schoolwork
Dadzawa: I'm still fucking here
Icythot: UM YEP I VALUE YOUR TEACHINGS
daddy shark: everyone else just watching this chaos unfold?
*insert a bunch of yes's cause I'm too ducking lazy for that shit, man*
Icythot: ...hey so touya?
Burnt toast: what the fuck did you do?
Icythot: nothing, nothing,
Icythot: has Nakano had his first words yet..?
Burnt toast: NO, WHY?!
Icythot:....how mad would you be if both you and Keigo missed his first word..?
Burnt toast: WHAT?!
less-emo bird: WHATTT?!
Icythot: ...and his first word was dick....?
Burnt toast: SHOTO I SWEAR TO FUCK-
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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
