Lol
This is a lemon and I don't know why I started with this ship first
But it's basically Tsunade when she was younger the 50 but older then when she lost her love of her live.
Please do not judge me.
I am a Multi-Shipper and I will continue doin...
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT HER BIRTHDAY IS IN AUGUST AND NOT IN MARCH (the current month I'm writing this in) SO BARE WITH ME
-Author POV-
Tsunade was just doing her paperwork completely unaware it's her birthday. Well you know why since she's always doing paperwork. When Shizune decided to just destroy her door completely. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY TSUNADE!" (I don't know what Tonton the pig says) "Shizune please stop breaking the door it costs me a ton of money to fix it." "But Lady Tsunade it's your birthday you should be slowly modifying!" "YES A BREAK!" "And I thought she will keep arguing." Just then Tsunade didn't care about paying to fix the wooden slab anymore, she just ran out faster then Minato.
You and the others were already in your stupidly disguised one straw hat- ahem I meant bootiful disguises. But of course you still had your cloaks on just like any other stupid thin- I meant bootiful things. Like Kisame and Itachi for example:
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And were just outside the gates.
"I hate this hat."
"Shouldn't we be causing riots instead?"
"TOBI THINKS TOBI WANTS TO MEET KYUBI'S JINCHURUKI PwEAAASE LEADER-SAMA!"
"Art is ETERNAL!"
"NO ART IS AN EXPLOSION!"
"ETERNAL!"
"EXPLOSION!"
"FUCK THIS WAITING SESSION WHEN ARE WE GOING INSIDE!"
And you, Kisame, Itachi, Pein, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and Konan are just standing there staring at the gates because you are too disturbed to perform any jutsu.
"Can we all just shut up for one moment and argue later after I do this one quick jutsu."
-————————————AWKWARD SILENCE————————————-
"Thank you"
POOF
1st and 2nd Hokage revived.
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-DIAOLOGE TIME BROUGHT BY THE FOURTH WALL WHICH IS YOU-
Hashirama: What are we doing here?
Tobirama: Aren't we suppose to be dead?
Y/n: Yes you are.
Hashirama: Who the hell are you?
Y/n: I am Y/n...ahem Uchiha
You just glared at Tobirama who was just staring back.
Deidara: HEY YOU TWO TELL US WHETHER ART IS ETERNAL OR AN EXPLOSION.
Hashirama: both?
Sasori: Told ya brat.
Pein: This is awkward are we gonna surprise your girlfriend or not?
Y/n:SHE AIN'T MY GIRLFRIEND YET!
Pein:Are we gonna go or not then.
Konan:Where's Nagato.
Pein: I am here
(All might: HEY THAT's MY LINE!)
As Y/n proceeds to put everyone's stu-beautiful disguises on and flicker the first and second hokage to the Hokage building where Tsunade just ran out.
Tsunade: I'M FREEEEEEEE- WHAT THE HELL
Hashirama: Who are you?
Tsunade: Granddad?
Y/n:Surprise?
Hashirama: -narrows eyes- Tsunade?
And uh it was sweet but ended awkwardly when a few ninja thought you were attacking again.....Here's what happened, ROLL THE CLIP
Hashirama being busy hugging Tsunade and spoiling her
Tobirama just standing there to plan your's, Tobi's, Itachi's, and Madara's extinction
While you and the rest of the Akatsuki were having your moments since Sasori and Deidara can't stop arguing about art.
"Stop it guys this isn't even funny anymore." And then just two guards saw Akatsuki cloaks near Tsunade so they went and grab tons of Jonnins and they just sneaked attacked you guys. "GAHH" "WHAT THE FUCK" "..." "Almighty PUSSSSHHHHH" Konan proceeds to turn into paper. "ANOTHER ALMIGHTY PUSH." "Are we gonna kill people?" "Katsu!" "AHHHHH SENPAI! LEADER-SAMA! HELP!!!!!!!" Kakuzu proceeds to drag Hidan into a bush in case he starts sacrificing.
And after a few hours of Tsunade convincing them they're not the enemy.
"DOOOO WWEEEEEE HAAAAAVVVVEEE TTOOOOO GOOOOOO?"
"Yes we do Tobi now let's go, bye!"
"Bye."
"BYE!"
"WAIT I HAVEN'T FINISH PLANNING YOUR EXTINCTION YET UCHIHAS!"
