YOOOO SO IM MAKING ANOTHER BOOK!! it's a fairytail book called "chaos and his tamer". Also, if you haven't already, go check out Naruto hatake (my current most read book) and Naruto sensei (probally my favorite or 2nd favorite book im writing). Check out the others if you want. NOW BACK TO THE STORY AT HAND!!!!
Naruto and team 7 have made it back to konoha. Or I guess i should say, team 7 minus Sakura. She fell on the ground less then a quarter of the way to konoha. Naruto was gonna kill her, but Kakashi convinced him that keeping her alive was a better option. He said
"If we bring her back alive, you'll look better to your sister". Naruto, of course, didn't care about what his sister thought of him, but he wanted to atleast try and keep up the rest of his act until he made it to konoha. He picked up Sakura and was holding her on his shoulder, her ass in his face.
"Jeez Sakura, maybe take a shower every once in a while. Your ass smells like the throw up from the lion I got my sister. Maybe I should feed you to him?" Naruto said the last part in a questioning way.
"STOP SNIFFING MY ASS YOU PERVERT" oh dear Sakura, it's like you forgot what happened in the last chapter.
"For your information you hog, I wasn't sniffing it. It smells so badly, im sure Kakashi and Sasuke smell it too." Naruto just won't let up on this bitch. If she breaths, say it with me
SHE A THOT!!!!
That's honestly what Naruto is thinking right now.
About half way to konoha, Sakura was complaining that her feat hurt. This had Naruto baffled because 1), he was carrying her, and 2), they weren't even that far from konoha to begin with. The fact that her feat hurt just proves that she can't handle a 10 mile walk. You heard me, a 10 mile walk. The person they were babysitting for only lived 10 miles away from the gate.
"How the hell do your feat hurt, you worthless piece of shit?" HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THE THING KNOWN AS SAKURA TO SHIT!??!? Id rather have shit on my team, then have haruno.
"My feat hurt because we've been walking for a long time" Sakura said, with absolutely no confidence in her voice.
Kakashi and Sasuke liked the new Sakura. She wasn't talking as much, she wasn't clinging to sasuke (well, Naruto was carrying her sooooooo) she as useless, and she wasn't as screechy. And yes, Sakura being carried by Naruto, is less useless then she normally is.
"We've hardly walked 5 miles! And you weren't even the one walking!! I knew you were useless, but I atleast thought you had some potential. Now I see that I was wrong. Go back to konoha by yourself." And with that said, Naruto dropped the hoe on the ground, and team 7, finally at full power after dropping the dead weight, continued their trip to konoha at a faster pace then before.
"WAIT!! YOU ARENT REALLY GONNA LEAVE ME HERE ARE YOU!!! NARUTO YOU BAKA, COME PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW!!!" Kakashi and Sasuke were regretting thinking that she changed.
"SHUT YOUR ASS UP YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT!! IF YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO KONOHA, GET THERE YOURSELF!!!" Well said Naruto, well said.
After about 30 minutes of walking, and 10 minutes of jumping, team 7 at 100% power, made it to the gates of konoha.
When they were checking in, the eternal gate keepers of konoha noticed something odd about team 7. They just couldn't put their finger on it..... AHAH, THATS WHATS WRONG WITH TEAM 7!!! ITS NARUTO!!!- Izumo and Kotetsu thought.
Naruto wasn't his normal self. He wasn't happy. He wasn't smiling. His demoner wasn't bright and joyful. He was angry. He was scowling. His demoner was dark and hateful. It was terrifying.
"If you see Sakura, tell her to meet us in the hokages office" Kakashi said in a cool and relaxed tone.
Izumo and kotetsu were confused to say the least. They didn't know what kakashi was talking about. Was there another member of team 7? A secret hiden member with extreme power? A member so strong, he could take out all 5 kages, the 7 ninja swordsman, the yellow flash, the 9 jinchurikis, and even the kami herself?
"Whos Sakura?" Kotetsu asked.
"Is she your new team member or something? Is she strong?" Izumo couldn't be farther from the truth. He had Naruto laughing his ass off.
"SAKURA? STRONG? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! SAKURAS ALWAYS BEEN ON OUR TEAM!!! SHES JUST SO WEAK AND PATHETIC THAT YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED HER, AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Naruto couldn't stop laughing. Kakashi was failing to surpress a laugh himself. Sasuke was chuckling.
"Ohhhh now I remember!! Sakura was the top kunoichi of the year!!" Instantly Naruto and Kakashi stopped laughing, and sasukes aura was darker then normal.
"Thats not funny Izumo. How dare you call that thing the top kunoichi of the year. She failed her ninjutsu, genjutsu, tai jutsu, and accuracy test in the genin exams. She even managed to fail the writen test." Naruto said.
"Lets go team 7. Let's get away from these uncultured swines." Kakashi said.
The eternal gate keepers were honestly so confused, that they couldn't even move.
The walk to the hokage tower was silent, and deadly. Kakashi farted, but nobody was even paying attention to it, because the air was suffocating. When they made it to the tower, Kakashi knocked on the door.
A slight "come in" was heard, and team 7 walked in. When they did, lady 4th instantly knew that something was wrong with her son. She knew that the jig was over, and the mission was completed. Naruto was no longer required to be a part of team 7.
He no longer had to watch over Sasuke Uchiha.
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FanfictionNaruto Uzumaki-Namakazi. The son of Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze. Naruto is a member of team 7 with Sakura, Sasuke, and their team leader, Kakashi. On their way back from a mission Naruto and Sakura get in an argument. Sakura says some dumb a...