48.

                                    

                                          

liam: hiii
                          
liam: talk to mehhh
                          
liam: wake uppp poohead
                          
louis: do my eyes decieve me, or is liam payne actually texting me in the middle of the night
                          
liam: i cant sleeeppp
                          
louis: its 4 AM?? what is this omf
                          
liam: my head hurtsss
                          
liam: efff u lepra
                          
liam: lepru
                          
liam: ahhh eff you tiny irishmann
                          
louis: uh, what's wrong?
                          
liam: help me
                          
liam: tomorrow will not be easyyyy
                          
louis: what? are you alright liam?
                          
liam: when will wee meet???
                          
liam: i said wee 
                          
liam: i gotta wee now
                          
louis: daddy.. are you actually drunk? did your irish best friend get you drunk?
                          
louis: oh my god 
                          
liam: yus meaniee!!! we were celery bra ding his getting on the team and he is irish and i'm not oooh
                          
louis: in other words you're a weak lightweight hahah
                          
liam: oiiii i am not week i can kill you wild a punch
                          
louis: i told you i'm not into that kinky stuff daddy
                          
liam: hah you r kinky not me
                          
louis: we'll see who's the real kinky one tonight ;)
                          
liam: when u send me the eye twitchy faceee you say somethung naughty nextt ohh
                          
louis: are you anticipating that hmm?
                          
liam: pshhh
                          
liam: pshhhhhh
                          
liam: yes
                          
louis: WELL THEN LIAM
                          
louis: so you like my sexts huh? do they turn you on daddy?
                          
liam: uhhh idk
                          
louis: oh you cutie
                          
liam: i really wannA meet ya
                          
liam: your texts turn me on sooo much 
                          
liam: naughty texts
                          
louis: this is the best night ever tbh. what good did i do to deserve an honest, drunk liam sexting me
                          
louis: praise the lord, amen
                          
liam: stop prayinnnn
                          
liam: i wanna cuddleeeee you! 
                          
louis: i'd be happy to oblige daddy, but we have a bit of a problem 
                          
liam: whattt problem??? i'll taake care 0f ur probLem baBY
                          
louis: this is gold oh my god 
                          
louis: SEXT ME 
                          
louis: SEXT ME MORE. IDGAF THAT YOU'RE DRUNK
                          
louis: i'm so pathetic
                          
liam: let meh fūçk that patheticinessss out of you ;)
                          
louis: daDDY 
                          
louis: did you just
                          
liam: cuDdleee mee
                          
louis: why dont you cuddle niall?
                          
liam: he snoresss. i likeee youu lucasss
                          
louis: i'm flattered daddy. but why do you wanna meet me? ;)
                          
liam: uhhhH
                          
louis: you're getting sleepy too i guess. aww i wish i could cuddle you and put you to sleep right now with a kiss, you seem like a giggly, cuddly drunk. not to mention your horny side unleashes
                          
louis: i'll keep that in mind for the future ;)
                          
liam: i wanna meet u.. ., see who makessss me smile lake niel says
                          
louis: what?
                          
liam: yOU
                          
louis: i make you smile?
                          
liam: noooo i dont wanna but i still smile and u fastrate meh
                          
liam: i talk abut u texTs nail says
                          
liam: i wanna hug u pls
                          
louis: yes please liam, you're welcome to anytime
                          
liam: why do i nOt hat u
                          
louis: you tell me?
                          
liam: i shouldddd
                          
liam: but u r soo sex sexyyy 
                          
louis: you dont even know what i look like silly liam
                          
liam: but ur personalityyy is sexyyy
                          
louis: i think i need a moment. i'm wheezing and squealing
                          
louis: liam my poor heart stopped beating. i know you're drunk but a drunken mind always speaks the truth
                          
louis: and also the person you think of texting when drunk is the one you care about the most awww leeyum pls stop this my fragile feels
                          
louis: or dont, really
                          
liam: rally?
                          
liam: hope ur ok bby
                          
louis: OH MY FŪCKĪNG 
                          
louis: can you please be drunk forever?
                          
liam: what is weezing
                          
louis: oh daddy, sleep already. you're gonna have a nasty hangover tomorrow
                          
liam: kisss me goodnite
                          
louis: i have no idea how i haven't fainted yet
                          
louis: just imagine i snogged you hard as a good night kiss
                          
liam: mmmm
                          
louis: what the eff just happened
                          
louis: but i'm sure as hell not complaining about this
                          
louis: oh daddy, i'm saving this convo forever *casually screenshots each text*
                          
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imagine liam's embarassment after he's sober and sees what he texted xD and louis taunting him oh gosh *rubs hands evilly*
                          
this chappie was an ode to (irl) valentine night's episode of the drunk lilo antics in the land down under ✌
                          
LOUIS IS GAY WOO??
                          
*fetus selena voice* tell me tell me something i dont know xD
                          
#DrunkLiam if you love giggly cuddly drunk liam, fictional and the real one ❤