Memes

                                    

                                          
 
Full credit to the original makers of the memes
                          
Luri Kogane's first day at the Garrison;
All the teachers: maybe she's sweet and caring like Maisey
Luri: *beats up someone for insulting her*
All the teachers: no, she's definitely like Keith
                          
Maisey: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Avrigg: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Maisey: ...
Maisey: Literally all you had to say was no.
                          
Maisey after Voltron got back to Earth;
Maisey: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked*
Keith: What did you DO?!
Maisey: NOBODY DIED!
Keith: ...
Keith: What kind of answer is that?!

                          
Allura: I'm cold.
Lance: Here take my jacket.
Maisey: I'm kinda cold too
Keith: *already drawing his sword* ok, I'll fight the weather

                          
Maisey: Yeah, cake by the ocean is one of my favorite songs.
Keith: oh, yeah it's not too bad for a song about beach sex.
Maisey: HUH?
Keith: What?
Maisey: IT'S ABOUT WHAT?!
Keith: BEACH SEX? WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS ABOUT?!
Maisey: CAKE????!!

                          
Keith about ten years later: Maisey, wake up, wake up.
Maisey: what? Did something happen to Paul or Luri? What's wrong?
Keith: I was supposed to say tron
Maisey: what?!
Keith: back when Lance made that cheer, I was supposed to say tron.
Maisey: Keith, baby, I love you but it's four in the morning go to sleep!
Keith: BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY TRON!

                          
Maisey: where do you want to be in five years Keith?
Keith: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed
Maisey: what was that?
Keith: I said hopefully DEAD.
                          
Lance: okay, Maisey, truth or dare?
Maisey: truth.
Lance, smirking: why did you run away from earth and then get lost in space?
Maisey, looking absolutely horrified: oh no.
Avrigg, whipping her head around so fast Shiro shits himself: YOU FUCKING WHAT?!
                          
Policeman: What're your names?
Moudol: Don't tell him, Maisey.
Policeman (writing down): Maisey
Moudol: quiznak.
Maisey: good job, Moudol.
Policeman:
Maisey: oh fuck

                          
Avrigg: *getting up from a nap* Thank you sleep. Or as I call you; death practice.

                          
Keith *holding the door* After you.
Maisey: No, after you.
Keith: I insist. After you.
Moudol: *pushing past them both* After me.


                          
Moudol: I got a package from  my family.
Maisey: oh, what's in it?
Moudol: Seems heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.

                          
Paul: Will you help me with this?
Luri: Depends. What do I get?
Paul: The  knowledge that you're a decent human being.
Luri: I didn't hear 'money' in there anywhere.

                          
Paul: I think we should do it.
Erity: But that stuff is illegal!
Paul: ...
Erity: I'm fucking with you, I'm in.
Luri: *entering the room* I'm in too, I heard the word illegal!

                          
Romelle: There's seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?
Cassie: Have everyone stand.
Erity: Bring three more chairs.
Luri: The best seven of the lot can sit down.
Adamari: Kill three.

                          
Motto's:
Paul: you fuck with my mates, you fuck with me.
Adam: I can buy you, and your entire family.
Erity: *downs red bull* I can figure this out.
Luri:  Hold my beer and watch this.