Rap Battle

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Author: Today we have a rap battle. Spongebob amd Patrick versus Gumball and Darwin!


Spongebob: I'm ready to flip this battle like a Krabby Patty

Was this a fart cartoon created by his flabby daddy?

I'll have you like your voice actors cuz' this kitty's getting fired

Your show's an acid of styles that makes Tobias look tired

Patrick: Why don't they take their insults and push it somewhere else?

Have a Nasty Patty-

Spongebob: But he's already full of himself

Patrick: Oh yeah

Spongebob: Patrick guess who I am?

Patrick: Uhh stupid?

Spongebob: No I'm The Amazing World Of Gumball-

Patrick: What's the difference!?

Spongebob: I don't know-

Gumball: Who earns minimum wage and is dumb as can be?

Gumball&Darwin: Spongebob Squarepants!

Darwin: Annoying, accentric and stupid as he?

Both: Spongebob Squarepants!

Gumball: If a dead drawn out show is something that you wish?

Both: Spongebob Squarepants!

Gumball: Then grab the remote and change over to Nick!

Both: Spongebob SQUAREPANTS!!!

Gumball: You've hit Bikini Bottom I could squeeze this sponge with any diss

What the what's wrong springboot?

Darwin: I think that he's just jellyfish. Whether it's rap or boating school-

Gumball: You're always gonna fail

Gumball&Darwin: Because this Goofy Goober's even slower than his snail!

Darwin: I'm a real star fish- Do you live under a rock?

Patrick: Yeah?

Gumball: You've both been demoted to Tweedle Dee and Dumb F-

Patrick: I can't wrap my head around your raps like a trombone

Chewing out this Gumball WHO CAN'T EVEN WUMBO!

Who are you calling Spongebob?

I'm Patrick! (Spongebob: Uhh Patrick that's enough)

I'm not your girlfriend but your disses sure crack me up!

Spongebob: Your early reel had potential, but I think I oughta mention it went down the drain

When Doodle-Darwin lost his third dimension, you ain't the center of attention next to Teen Titans Go reruns, since kids line up for you when they're after the refund!-

Gumball: You repetitive slapstick couldn't make the viewers stay amazed,

Gumball&Darwin: These tuna fish will get creamed like their wrapped with mayonaise!

Hop back on Hasselhoff-

Darwin: Don't hassle us-

Gumball: Yeah you oughta run-

You look up to us-

Gumball&Darwin: You live under the water,sons/Watterson!









Ali: Oof. That's one heck of a roast.

Gopal: Yeah.



Ash: What's a roast?






Serena: *face palm* That's why I love you








Ash: Uhh

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