-simping for ᵀᴵᴺᵞ jimin-
Yoongi: do you not think running away would be fun
Jinz: omg yoongi started a convo
Jinz: yall better record this
Taetae: KDJDJDJDJJD
Yoongi: no but like
Yoongi: if you like changed your name and then just moved country
Jimin: what do you mean
Yoongi: well there so much we could do in other countries
Yoongi: gay marriage isn't exactly a thing here
Yoongi: if i went to we went to a different country it would be so much easier
Seokie: we?
Seokie: as in all of us(?)
Yoongi: yeah
Koo: omg we could make a band
Yoongi: not what i was thinking off
Koo: WE COULD BE CALLED BTS
Joon: which means????
Koo: big tiddie squad
Jinz: OMG IM HERE FOR IT
Jimin: we are all broke
Taetae: wbk
Joon: sorry but hobi wouldn't be in this
Joon: he doesn't have tits
Taetae: SORRY WHAT
Taetae: LOOK AT THESE
Taetae:
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Taetae: MY MAN HAD F CUPS
Seokie: 🧍
Taetae: i don't see your man talking 🙄✋
Jinz: it's fine i'm for the itty bitty tiddie gang
Taetae: that's right
Taetae: stay in your lane bitch
Jinz: hoe
Taetae: dumbass
Jinz: whore
Taetae: stripper
Jinz: free money tho
Koo: 😎👍
Koo: jin i will join you
Jinz: no
Jinz: my stripper dreams
Jinz: not yours 😤
Koo: damn pain
Jinz: sorry i'm not stripping with a minor
Koo: 🧍
Seokie: love how we got of topic from the actual conversation
Taetae: fr fr
Yoongi: so any one up from running away
Jimin: i can't
Yoongi: :/
Yoongi: okay
Yoongi: how come
Jimin: plans already (?)
Joon: ooooo with who
Joon: is it taemin
Joon: DID YALL FINALLY GET TOGETHER
Jimin: nah dude
Jimin: we just friends
Seokie: we have been through the fact that two bottoms don't make a top
Jimin: 🧍
Jinz: is it hoseok
Jinz: yall be acting close lately
Taetae: sorry what
Taetae: soulmate pls don't steal my boyfriend
Jimin: what
Jimin: i haven't spoken to hobi since his birthday
Jimin: and well today
Seokie: 😔✊
Jinz: i meant lee hoseok
Jimin: oh yeah
Jimin: no we are just friend
Jimin: plus he's seeing hyungwon (?)
Jimin: that is if they sort there shit
Koo: they would be a PoWER COUPLE if they didn't fall out
Jinz: yeah
Jinz: they fight then fuck
Jinz: it's a smart idea
Jinz: it's like breakup sex
Jinz: but they don't break up
Koo: breakup sex is superior
Joon: says the one who's never been in a relationship
Koo: pain
Taetae: good
Koo: kinky
Taetae: kook
Taetae: stop
Koo: damn
Yoongi: so no one else
Joon: sorry dude we are all in relationships
Koo: i'm not
Yoongi: i'll just go alone
Koo: baby i'm not even here
Koo: i'm just a hallucination
Taetae: I LOVE THAT
Koo: and now i go
Yoongi: i dont know what that's about
Jimin: no one does
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