Bokuto x Tsukki / Bokutsuki

                                    

                                          
(A/N - This is for -evphoricb6mbi!)
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: iiiit's Bokutsuki!
                          
Kuroo: It's worse the second time around. 
                          
Suga: Only because your husband is dating your best friend. 
                          
Kuroo: WhT?
                          
Suga: Okay one, Kurotsukki, duh. Two, did you just abbreviate 'what'? It's One Syllable. ONE SYLLABLE.
                          
Daichi: I thought your thing was Kagetsuki??
                          
Suga: It is but Kurotsuki is a close second-
                          
Yachi: Man, we are not seein' eye to eye. 
                          
Suga: Yeah because all your ships are objectively bad-
                          
Yachi: SAKUATSU IS THE BEST SHIP IN HAIKYUU-
                          
Suga: YOU'Re NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
                          
Yachi: *scandalized gasp*
                          
Kageyama: It's okay, neither am I. 
                          
Tsukishima: I'm not either but I'm still going because only losers don't sneak into a part they're not invited to. 
                          
Daichi: Well don't fucking tell us you're doing it. 
                          
Tsukishima: Why? It doesn't matter anyway, it's not like you could stop me if you wanted to. 
                          
Hinata: BOKKUN LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER WITH AKAASHI-SAN AND THOSE ARE FACCS. 
                          
Atsumu: Bokuaka >>>>
                          
Sakusa: even i'm inclined to agree. 
                          
Akane: that's because you're all on the same team. that's what you call a goddamn bias right there. Bokutsuki slaps. 
                          
Tsukishima: does it though?
                          
Akane: this is why people in the ship shouldn't be allowed to talk about the ship. 
                          
Kuroo: They'll ruin it with their actual feelings?
                          
Akane: exactly. 
                          
Kuroo: I can sympathize. 
                          
Akaashi: only because Kenma still hasn't admitted he likes you. 
                          
Kuroo: *voice cracking* shUT UP yOU're SuppOSED TO BE MY FriEND.
                          
Akaashi: i'm a realist and then a friend. 
                          
Atsumu: both of which come after boyfr-
                          
Akaashi: don't. 
                          
Atsumu: okay okay okay okay Bokkun help.
                          
Akaashi: i'm not going to cast a spell on you or anything, you needn't worry. 
                          
Atsumu: are ya not though?
                          
Akaashi: well i might now. 
                          
Yachi: Okay, I want to be open-minded, so can someone tell me about their dynamic? Because I can't picture it.
                          
Akane: Bokuaka but less tender and more teasing. 
                          
Alisa: That's surprisingly applicable. How long have you been thinking about this?
                          
Akane: I've been waiting for this ship since the book started. 
                          
Yamamoto: Gross. 
                          
Akane: you're gross shut up. 
                          
Noya: *screaming* TSUKIYAMA-
                          
Yamaguchi: My thoughts exactly. 
                          
Tsukishima: whAT-
                          
Hinata: BOKKUN CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER-
                          
Tsukishima: TADASHI STOP DOING THAT-
                          
Yamaguchi: doing what Tsukki? I don't understand?
                          
Akane: The Merits of Bokutsuki: A Novel by Me. Table of Contents: Chapter One: Tsundere Tsukki and his Baby Bear Boyfriend. Chapter Two: The Two Inch Height Difference. Chapter Three: The History of Bokutsuki. Chapter Four: The Aesthetics. and that's just the first four. 
                          
Kuroo: Alright alright. I see your novel and I raise you: The Merits of Bokuaka: Everything. A Novel by Me. It's one page, one word, and completely factually correct. 
                          
Akane: YOU'RE BIASED AS HELL. 
                          
Kuroo: YEAH BECAUSE HE'S MY BEST FRIEND-
                          
Kenma: i'm your best friend. 
                          
Kuroo: HE'S MY SECOND BEST FRIEND AND I KNOW HIM SECOND BEST AFTER, wHO? YOU GUESSED IT, AKAASHI. 
                          
Akane: NOT EVERYONE MARRIES THEIR BEST FUCKING FRIEND KUROO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IN THE REAL WORLD-
                          
Akaashi: i'm sorry i heard my name?
                          
Kenma: only because Kuro screamed it. 
                          
Kuroo: Wow that sounded incredibly and unpleasantly sexual :D
                          
Kenma: gr-ross.
                          
Yachi: only because you wish he was screaming yours-
                          
Suga: Who have you become?
                          
Yachi: I don't know ಥ◡ಥ
                          
Akane: AUTHOR-CHAN. YOU'RE THE OWNER OF THIS BOOK, YOU DECIDE. WHICH ONE IS BETTER? BOKUAKA OR BOKUTSUKI?
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay one, I may be the facilitator, but really it's you guys who own the book. I mean, really what is a novel without its characters? A movie without its actors? A play without its cas-
                          
Kuroo: You're stalling and we all know it. 
                          
Akane: JUST PICK ONE. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: I CAN'T LEGALLY DO THAT LEAVE ME ALONE. 
                          
Akane: CAN'T OR WON'T. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: WON'T BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A PASSIVE OBSERVER. 
                          
Yaku: So you're useless then. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: ow...
                          
Yaku: Look, I mean, not to be harsh or anything, but if you can't decide which ships are the best, then who can?
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: ... literally what do you think the rating section of each chapter is for exactly??
                          
Kuroo: To inspire chaos?
                          
Makki: To hurt the feelings of people who bullied us in previous chapters?
                          
Mattsun: To give our unsolicited opinions because that's what the internet is for?
                          
Oikawa: To subtly insult people we've known our entire lives without ruining our relationship?
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, you all raise surprisingly valid points but no. The idea is to allow you guys to decide which ships are to your liking and which are not.
                          
Yaku: but everybody has ✨different fucking opinions✨. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Yes! Exactly! Because a wide range of viewpoints is what makes us stronger as a-
                          
Kuroo: 0/10 this is bullshit. 
                          
Akane: 10/10 you're bullshit. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Not at all what I meant by 'makes us stronger' but whatever. 
                          
Atsumu: yeah i don't think so 2/10. Bokkun and Akaashi are destined ta be together. 
                          
Yamamoto: I'm backin' my sis. 8/10. 
                          
Akane: Awww you're actually being nice to me? 
                          
Yamamoto: When have I ever not been nice to you?
                          
Akane: *inhales* I-
                          
Yamamoto: Wait, don't answer that. 
                          
Akane: It'll make you look bad?
                          
Yamamoto: you get me *finger guns*
                          
Akane: Sadly. *finger guns back*
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: aww that was weird but sweet! Why don't we end this here and I'll see you guys in the next chapter!