Bokuto x Atsumu / Bokuatsu

                                    

                                          
Sakusa: what ? 
                          
Yachi: I cannot fathom why I'm so impartial to this ship? Like? I actually wouldn't mind it? Because they'd be so wholesome? And I love both of them with all of my heart?
                          
Sakusa: i-...
                          
Yachi: You Don't Like It Do You O^O 
                          
Sakusa: i...
                          
Sakusa: hate it. it's the fucking worst. 
                          
Sakusa: it inspires such endless rage inside me and i don't even know why- 
                          
Yachi: Hah, maybe you don't-
                          
Suga: Okay well, it's no Atsuhina, but it's surprisingly adorable. I mean I still heavily prefer Bokuaka, but I think they'd be cute and have such a healthy dynamic.
                          
Yachi: Yeah not to mention they'd be so affectionate. Like always holding hands and giving each other hugs and stuff. It'd be so CUTE. 
                          
Hinata: WAIT WAIT I LOVE IT SO MUCH THIS SHIP IS SO....ROUND!!!
                          
Oikawa: no yeah, i get what you mean, like Atsumu would have on his full-time sweet boy personality that he has when he's not covering it in a layer of insufferable-dick and Bokuto is everyone's favorite himbo so...round. 
                          
Sakusa: okay but do you really trust Atsumu to be the brains of a relationship?
                          
Yachi:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                          
Sakusa: ლ(•̀益•́ლ)
                          
Saeko: i'm starting a Bokuatsu cult. 
                          
Yachi: I'LL JOIN. 
                          
Suga: Yachi?
                          
Yachi: I'm allowed to have rare pairs Sugawara. 
                          
Suga: shit- 
                          
Kageyama: Okay but did anyone ask if Atsumu's even okay with dating Bokuto? 
                          
Akane: Kageyama actually ships something?
                          
Kageyama: Maybe I do and I'm not telling you. 
                          
Hinata: TSUMU-KUN WOULD YOU DATE BOKKUN???
                          
Atsumu: ...sure i guess. 'Samu and Ma would love 'im.
                          
Osamu: he's a certified treasure. 
                          
Atsumu: Also he gives really good hugs like, I've been tryina figure out why an' I'm pretty sure it's cuz he's like...super thicc.
                          
Hinata: I KNOW RIGHT ?! He knows exactly the right amount of pressure to use so you feel warm and appreciated but not crushed. 
                          
Kuroo: That's actually true. I feel comfortable admitting that I was lowkey jealous of Akaashi for like, a solid two years-
                          
Bokuto: BUT I LITERALLY HUG ALL OF YOU ALL THE TIME??
                          
Kuroo: well now you do, but you basically carried Akaashi around like a safety blanket for all of high school. 
                          
Kenma: ...you never hugged me...
                          
Tsukki: he touched you one time and you slapped him. i don't even think you noticed it was just kind of reflex. was pretty funny tho-
                          
Kenma: shit...
                          
Kuroo: You were kind of a gremlin in high school I won't lie to you.
                          
Hinata: Hugs are just like...Bokkun's Thing! Everyone has a Thing!
                          
Tsukki: Yeah like Suga's is being the mom friend, Yachi's is being an angel, Terushima's is being a whore-
                          
Terushima: I hit on your boyfriend ONE TIME in HIGH SCHOOL-
                          
Mattsun: Oikawa's is being the gayest. 
                          
Makki: Iwaizumi's is being Oikawa's caretaker-
                          
Oikawa: Excuse you mine is being the best. 
                          
Sakusa: Atsumu's is being annoying-
                          
Atsumu: Well yer's in bein' a dick so-
                          
Yamaguchi: Hinata's is being orange!
                          
Yachi:...
                          
Mattsun: It was a quality attempt. 
                          
Makki: It was an okay attempt. 
                          
Oikawa: It was an attempt. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Why don't we rate this?? Get a general consensus?

                          
Hinata: 9/10!! They're so cute!! And they'd be such good domestic boyfriends!!
                          
Sakusa: yeah except that neither of them know how to do shit. 
                          
Meian: Actually I'll give him this one. They actually spent two hours trying to unclog Hinata's sink. Both of them were working on it and they still had to call a plummer. 
                          
Saeko: And yet it makes them cuter?? 
                          
Alisa: That's actually a really good ship headcanon though...
                          
Yachi: BABIE BOYS BEING USELESS AT EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
                          
Miwa: I would read that fic. 
                          
Atsumu: hah okay but I'm not useless at everythin-
                          
Sakusa: Every. Thing. That exists. 
                          
Yachi: Except volleyball! 
                          
Sakusa: not even. we went out after a game a few nights ago, then the next day he came into practice super hungover, tried to set, slipped into the splits and just sat there and cried. 
                          
Hinata: *nodding* for like thirty minutes.
                          
Yachi: *genuinely concerned* how are you alive?
                          
Akaashi: 2/10.
                          
Kuroo: PLEASE SUPPLY THE MANDATORY CONTEXT. 
                          
Akaashi: I'm tired. Goodbye.
                          
Kenma: damn akaashi just dished and left. 
                          
Oikawa: 8/10!
                          
Sakusa: 1/10.
                          
Yachi: Would you please give a reason for your statement? 
                          
Sakusa: are you writing this down?
                          
Yachi: absolutely. 
                          
Sakusa: so that you can use it against me the next time i say i don't like Atsumu?
                          
Yachi: yuP
                          
Sakusa: nice try. 
                          
Yachi: goddAMMIT-