─ :: 💍 007

                                    

                                          
Some shit its 11:32 pm and cuz why the fuck not!
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Quackity: yeah things at the office are going great, me and Karl do this thing were we add a little more of grey goose in to schlatt coffee until he notices and were in day four he hasn't he basically sleeps like baby
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Reporter:So technoblade tells us on your first day in the office?
                          
Technoblade:Well its been great I met this cutie name dream
                          
Dream:*passes by and touchs technos cheek*hey hot stuff
                          
Technoblade:hey
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Schlatt: Fundy Hugo nikkis rent is found today, just take everything of the shelf and say its for taxes
                          
Tubbo:Yes sir but my names is not Hugo its tubbo
                          
Schlatt: are you trying to pull a quick one on me
                          
Quackity: isn't tubbo his son?"
                          
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Fundy:since schlatt's little "im a little man" comment I feel like I can't even work here anymore, he even called me a disgusting animal to my face.
                          
Schlatt:hes a fucking furry what else you want from me
                          
Reporter: I think hes reffering hes transgender
                          
Schlatt: he chose to be a fucking ginger!
                          
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Dream: *crying*.
                          
Patches:*whips tears away with paw*
                          
Dream:*whimpers* ohh
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Me: I simp for people
                          
My friends: and you choose MCYTS?!
                          
Me:Yeah It was between that or fictional character
                          
My friends: why the fuck was it between that?!
                          
Me: idk :]
                          
My friends:im Disappointed
                          
Me: :'[] lol so is my mom
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Technoblade:*hits door three times* tumbled out of bed, my life aint bitchin', i really regret existin', cuz I have dreams that they have taken away!*passes out with bacon in his hand*
                          
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Philza:*opens techno door* hey son are you winning-
                          
Technoblade:*making out with dream*
                          
Philza:Never mind*closes door
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Tommy:*Giggling like the goblin he is* soup
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Dream to tommy: you know what happens when I get mad*summons enchanted diamond sword* you say that one more time, you know how it feels to meet god personally
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Little eddie:*at Louisiana*
                          
His sister: I see something white
                          
Little eddie: The KKK
                          
His mom: Eddie what the fuck-
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Sapnap: you know when you hook up with a girl and she says thanks for thw tip *Gets serious* that's the last time I pay for a prostitute wait pfft fuck it meant to be a short dick joke but I guess it guess its better cuz you pay a prostitute
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Ranboo: good morning my neighbors! :)
                          
Everyone: Shut the fuck up
                          
Ranboo: :(
                          
Tubbo and nikki: hi:]