Season 4 Episode 7: Dynamic Duets

                                    

                                          
Shawn's POV:
                          
"The Secret Society of Superheroes Club is now in session. It is the purpose of this club to fight injustice, to right all that which is wrong, and to preserve truth, justice and peace in the halls of McKinley High. First order of business— roll call. Go." Blaine points to me.
                          
"I'm the Dreamy Eyed Cook. My superpower is that I can cook any meal and it always taste amazing. Plus, I have dreamy eyes." I start off. My costume is a cape, a tight yellow shirt that says DEC and tight yellow pants. Also a black belt, a black superhero mask and black superhero shoes.
                          
"Asian Persuasion here. My superpower is being the mistress of manipulation." Tina says with a sassy smile.
                          
"Blond Chameleon here. My superpower is I can impersonate anybody. George W. Bush, heh." Sam states imitating George W. Bush. He points to Joe.
                          
"Tarantula Head here. My superpower is lashing you with my dreads." Joe does a bold look and shakes his dreads.
                          
"Sweet 'n' Spicy, here. My superpower is money." Sugar says and her face turns into a smile when she says money.
                          
"Second order of business— inducting new members into our ever-swelling ranks. Candidates, come forth." Blaine gestures for Artie and Becky to come forth.
                          
"Excited to be here, Blaine." Artie wheels up to him and I laugh. He looks at me with a 'come on' face.
                          
"I'm sorry but every time I see your head, it's something new i think off when I look at it." I bust out laughing. "I'm picturing your head as a little coconut jellybean." I snort. Not like a pig though.
                          
"Ooh, those sound good right now." Brittany states and licks her lips looking at Arties head.
                          
"Moving on. First of all, there are no civilian identities in here, okay? I am Nightbird the Nocturnal Avenger. And second of all, I really hope you're not trying to pass yourself off as a certain telepathic leader of a certain group of superhuman mutants because that would be a copyright violation." Blaine tells Artie.
                          
"Uh, I'm Dr. Y and my superpower is wheelies?" Artie said more as a question.
                          
"Welcome, Dr. Y. Next." Blaine focuses his attention on Becky.
                          
"I'm Queen Bee and I can sting like a bitch. Buzz." Becky states and buzzes.
                          
"Welcome Queen Bee. Next."
                          
"I'm the Human Brain." Brittany said and squinted her eyes.
                          
"Welcome, Human Brain." Blaine states slightly confused. Just then his owl phone buzzes.
                          
"Blaine your owl phone buzzed." I tell him.
                          
"For the last time, it's not a dang owl phone!! It's just an owl ringtone!!" He responds, really frustrated.
                          
"How am I supposed to know?" I put my hands up in defense.
                          
"Because I told you MULTIPLE TIMES!!" He yells then takes a deep breathe. My eyes widen. "Anyways, a text just came through on my NightPhone." He says NightPhone while looking at me. He looks at his phone and reads whatever is on it out loud. "Have you talked to Kurt?" Blaine looks towards Tina. "I already told you Asian Persuasion, this account is only supposed to be for emergencies, and you cannot use your powers of manipulation to coax me into getting back with my ex, so stop trying." He tells Tina irritated.
                          
Dottie comes running in the room panicky.
                          
"What is it, Chai Tea?" Blaine asked standing up boldly.
                          
"Emergency in the choir room." She ushers us to follow we.
                          
"To the choir room." Blaine says and we run in slow motion out the room and down the hall. I run next to Artie and occasionally touch his jellybean head.