Yamamoto x Fukunaga / Yamafuku ???

                                    

                                          
Noya: -RE
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: THIS IS FOR BeanieRaccoon!!!!
                          
Noya: FucK. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Sorry but I think this chapter with absolutely no Hinata or Kageyama anywhere in the ship will be a nice refresher, don't you think?
                          
Noya: No. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: o....okay...
                          
Saeko: AGUIAHDSUIGF GE FUKUNAGA IN THIS PICTURE- I LOVE FUKUNAGA SO MUCH-
                          
Yamamoto: It's funny, you know, I'm actually straight. 
                          
Saeko: We've heard that before, but are you really?
                          
Lev: Ahh! So cute! Fukunaga-San would be the wit and sarcasm, and Yamamoto-San would be the brawn!
                          
Yamamoto: Wait, so who would be the brains?
                          
Lev: Neither!! :D
                          
Atsumu: *chokes*
                          
Hinata: *spits out water*
                          
Yaku: Lev I love you.
                          
Kuroo: The one and only time Yaku can be proud of anyone for anything. And it's this. Disappointing at best, but I'll take it. 
                          
Kenma: that's rough. 
                          
Tsukishima: daamn, i didn't even have to do anything this time. 
                          
Alisa: I'll be totally honest, I always felt like they had more of a sibling relationship rather than romantic, but I guess I can see it. Though...
                          
Akane: My big bro radiates het-vibes let's be honest.
                          
Kuroo: Yeah it's kinda weird if you think about it like...technically if we're modeling this after the real world, everyone radiates 'het-vibes' until they suddenly don't. 
                          
Yachi: well ain't it a good thing that we're not modeling this after the real world?
                          
Kenma: straight until proven gay. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, while I'm absolutely interested in the breakdown of heteronormativity into 'vibes' I think we should, you know, actually talk about the ship?
                          
Yaku: Let's not, politics are more interesting. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: politics are terrifying. why are you even here? you hate this book. 
                          
Yaku: these are my people, i'm not gonna leave them hanging. 
                          
Kenma: he's waiting for Kuroo to say something stupid so he can use it as emotional leverage for the rest of his life. 
                          
Yaku: That too. 
                          
Kuroo: I hate our friendship. 
                          
Yaku: Me too buddy. 
                          
Tsukishima: I'm absolutely convinced that Kenma is the only valid member of Nekoma.
                          
Daichi: Let me guess, because he never talks? 
                          
Tsukishima: No, because his hair is fly. 
                          
Daichi:...
                          
Tsukishima: YES BECAUSE HE NEVER TALKS. His inherently-human stupidity doesn't have a chance to leak out. 
                          
Kuroo: I guess that's why you're talking so much on this book then huh? 
                          
Tsukishima: I know where you live-
                          
Kuroo: BO HELP.
                          
Bokuto: I'M JUST AS SCARED OF HIM AS YOU-
                          
Kuroo: BUT YOU HAVE ALL THE MUSCLES. 
                          
Bokuto: YOU HAVE MUSCLES TOO.
                          
Kuroo: YOU WEIGH 20 POUNDS MORE THAN ME.
                          
Bokuto: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A STRING BEAN-
                          
Tsukishima: can you fucking calm down? I was just going to frame the internet's most cursed images and send them to you for like, a week or something. I'm not a fucking murderer. 
                          
Yamaguchi: I dunno...you're pretty brutal to the spiders in my bathroom. 
                          
Tsukishima: spiders are disgusting devil creatures. what the FUCK kind of animal has EIGHT LEGS?
                          
Kenma: dude you are not ready to hear about centipedes...
                          
Hinata: OKay but I actually LOVE Yamafuku because Fukunaga-San could be sweet soft boy and Yamamoto could be like, his bodyguard or something!! Guaaa!!! So cute >.< !!!
                          
Yachi: Yes!! Exactly!! They'd be so sweet!! And Fukunaga is arguably the best person on Nekoma!!
                          
Hinata: Yeah!!
                          
Kenma: what the fuck shouyou.
                          
Hinata: To be fair, you didn't even capitalize my name...
                          
Kenma: oh, i'm sorry. What The Fuck Shouyou. does that please you?
                          
Hinata:...yes...K-Kuroo?
                          
Kuroo: Yeah I know, he's really sarcastic when he's mad. Don't take it personally. 
                          
Bokuto: Kubro, how broken is your self-esteem that you're not even trying to dispute the whole 'best Nekoma member' thing? 
                          
Kuroo: more broken than mcdonald's ice cream machine. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: That was Depressing As Fuck™. Why don't we get some ratings to lighten the mood!
                          
Atsumu: y'should just delete the ratings sections for ships, it only ever ends in disaster an' we all know it. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Seriously I love you 'Tsumu but can you not? That's like telling a nine-year-old that Santa doesn't exist. Like, I already know, but you don't gotta say it, you know?
                          
Atsumu: got it, got it. 
                          
Yachi: 9/10 !! I mean, I get what Akane's saying about her brother's vibes, but I still really love them T^T. 
                          
Hinata: I'm with Yacchan !! 8/10
                          
Akane: 4/10 nah, Toratora has been crushing on Wonder Woman since he was five. 
                          
Oikawa: Excuse me, but that's Yacchan's wife. 
                          
Akane: Haha, you actually thought I was saying he actually has a chance? No. You're funny Kawa-Chan. 
                          
Oikawa: Kawa-Chan...I like that actually...
                          
Iwa: drop the chan and add Oi on the front and we're good. 
                          
Akane: Denied. I ain't scared of you, I know kickboxing. 
                          
Iwa: So do I. 
                          
Yamamoto: Fight my sister and I'll fight you. Bitch. 
                          
Kenma: you'll lose but okay. 
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: Alrighty- I know I end every chapter like this but the only words in my Positive Interjection Collection are: alrighty, okay, and lovely! Why don't we not fight and go onto the next ship instead! iiiit's Bokutsukki!
                          
Kuroo: Wow that made ending this chapter sound incredibly unappealing :D
                          
Kenma: yeah that wasn't a good argument-
                          
Unicorn-Flowers: With all due respect which is a lot cuz I love you, You Don't Get A Say.