We're trying

                                    

                                          
Decided to try something different for a change, in this one shot Astrid wants to get pregnant, I don't know how inappropriate it will be yet but it won't be all sex. 
Astrid and Hiccup were sat in the tavern discussing when they were ready to have kids, it turns out, they both agreed that they were ready to start trying for a baby. "Well we have been married for 2 years now!" Hiccup said excitedly. "Put a baby in me Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III!" Astrid said while slightly horny as she jumped onto Hiccup's lap and started kissing him. Hiccup pulled away, "Babe not here, and not now" he said laughing, "We are in a popular Berke Tavern and I have chiefly duties to get to, this was only my break, you knew that right?" he questioned again. "Well I didn't, but now I do, and I guess I don't want to conceive in Berke's grimy  tavern" his wife said back. 
***** After Hiccup had finished at work*********************************************************
Hiccup arrived home and started to take his armour off by the front door. He turned around to see his very excited wife drawing on a black board, the whole board was set out as a table that had a diet plan and sex windows on it. 
Hiccup was speechless, "Woah you really are relying on me to get you pregnant, aren't you?!" Astrid turned around and faced her betrothal, "Of course, but I'm expecting no more than usual don't worry!" (I kinda laughed at myself writing this bit) Hiccup sat down on what used to be Stoicks chair in front of the chalk board and just paid close attention to what Astrid was saying, but got distracted by Astrid's beauty, so he just began to stare at her and smile, he even began to drule. Suddenly, Astrid was stood in front of him waving her hand in front of his face, "Hello? Earth to Papa Haddock?!" Hiccup snapped out of it right away when he heard his wife call him Papa Haddock. "Did you just call me Papa Haddock? Oh your really putting the pressure on now! I have even gotten you pregnant yet!" 
Hiccup grabbed Astrid by the hips and pulled her onto his lap and started tickling her and she began to laugh hysterically, "Get off me!" she shouted in between laughs. Hiccup let her go and she stood up, brushed herself off and fixed her hair and began to explain the diet plan. "You must drink three pints of yak milk a day to give you your protein, and we will try to conceive every other day to give you a days rest, I have to stop going to the tavern and it would help if you would too, and we are only able to go out flying on the days we aren't going at it." Astrid said making them both laugh. "But you cannot tire yourself out, because when you come home, those pants are coming off!" she said making them both laugh again. 
"Also would we tell the gang we are trying or should we wait until I'm pregnant to tell them?" Astrid asked Hiccup seriously. Hiccup thought about it for a second and then said, "  We could just lie to them about where we are going to be for the next 3 weeks or so and just explain to them what we really have been doing when you announce your pregnancy." Astrid shrugged her shoulders, "Thats a good idea we'll go with that! What about our parents are we telling them about it?" Astrid asked hoping for a certain answer. "Mothers only, because I'm scared that your dad might try to kill me if he knows before your pregnant, but if you tell him when you are already pregnant he can't kill his future grandchild's father." Hiccup replied. "One final question, are you gonna tell your mother?" Astrid asked, Hiccup shrugged his shoulders, "I don't know, what is there to tell her, and its not like I'm gonna ask her for advice on what positions are best useful for the task, that's just awkward!" They both laughed, "Ok that's fine with me, knowing your mam she will notice the signs and figure it out on her own. Yeah, just let her do that" Astrid said stifling a giggle. "Think about it, she will notice the fact that I won't be drinking and we're avoiding the tavern, and she will probably notice our absence every other day at around 6pm." Astrid explained.  
"Its sorted then, we will follow the diet plan and sex windows and let my mother figure it out on her own, while your mam will know and your dad will find out later on when I have already, hopefully, touch wood, impregnated you!" Hiccup exclaimed hoping for the best. 
***** 3 weeks of sex, 4 weeks of dieting and 50 pregnancy tests later****************************
"I'M PREGNANT!"

And that is the end of part 1, comment if you want a part 2, I won't be doing one if nobody comments for one though....