Lovesick Obsession - 3

                                    

                                          
What the hell do I do with a sock puppet?
                          
Hold on we need to backtrack here.
                          
Mrs. Raymonds? Total crackpot therapist. She prescribed VIAGRA for me once. Fucking. Viagra. The next day, I asked and she looked at the form and literally said,
"Oops. That was supposed to be antidepressants..."
                          
Yeah, oops is right. My parents looked at it and shared the same thought I had, for once.
                          
She'll get busted for whatever she keeps in her drawers though, I've seen her shoot up in her office before.
                          
Once my mother and father saw the sock puppet though, being as uneducated as they are, they immediately removed me from sessions with Mrs. Raymonds. Of course the last thing I get is a psychosis coping mechanism thing. Whatever, Rupert isn't too terrible to talk to actually. And he listens when I talk about Rhys, which I enjoy. My parents don't like him though, and I suppose I can't talk to him just to creep them out, now can I?
                          
Ah well. I only told you about Mrs. Raymonds before because you needed to know where I got Rupert, before I was hooked up with a "Mr. Goa."
                          
Sounds sketchy.
Probably rapey.
I dunno and I don't care.
                          
Sounds like we'll just have to see how he is, now won't we?