updated 12/20/2012
I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A LOOOOONNNGG TIME. I'M HAVING SERIOUS WRITERS BLOCK BUT I DO HAVE AN IDEA OF A FUNNY STORY THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS STORY SO I'M PUTTING IT IN. THE REASIN WHY IT'S NOT IN THE MAIN STORY IS BECAUSE THE TOUR IS DURING SUMMER AND THE SIDE STORY TOUR IS AS IF IT'S WINTER TIME. ENJOY!! OH! AND I DID THIS ON MY IPOD!!
NIKI'S POV
"Hey guys I have a great idea for us to sing for tonights show!" I exclaimed with a smile. It's December 20th, the last show before we go on Christmas break and I want to sing a Christmas song.
"Really what?" Harry asked.
"Just listen. Hey Josh! Do you guys know the music to 'joy to the World'?!" I shouted to them and they nodded playing it. "On the count of three. ONE! TWO! THREE!"
Joy to the World,
Harry's dead!
We bar-becued his head!
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it goes!
And round and round it goes!
And round and round and round it goes!
Wawawawa! Went Lo-ou-is!
'Cause his,
Best mate,
IS DEAD!!
But who did it?!
It was Liam!
And punch punch punch punch punch!
And punch punch punch punch punch!
And PU-NCH and punch went Louis to Liam!
You're out the band!
Said Simon to Louis!
'Cause you killed Liam!
Zayn and Niall became a duo!
And they're filthy rich!
And they're filthy rich!
And TH-EY and they are filthy rich!
Liam killed Harry!
Louis killed Liam!
Louis got kicked out the band!
Zayn and Niall are filthy rich!
But who really did it?!
It was little ole' me!
And MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I GOT AWAY WITH IT!!
The girls and I sang into the mics facing everyone. When we finished we burst out laughing. Zayn, Niall, the band, everyone was laughing. Except Harry, Liam, and Lou who had shocked/terrified/'who really did not just say/sing that' expressions on their faces.
"You girls should really perform that song tonight!" Paul exclaimed laughing and we all broke out laughing again. Except the three who were victims in the song.
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Phony Memories (One Direction Fan Fiction)
Fanfiction2 years ago I was in a car accident that caused me to loose my memories. The only things I know about my past are the things my friends and family have told me. But sometimes it feels like they're keeping something from me.
